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+{
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+ "info": {
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+ "disclaimer": "La plupart des blagues ci-dessous sont racistes, sexistes ou explicites. Entrez à vos risques et périls!",
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+ "formatVersion": 3
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+ },
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+ "jokes": [
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+ {
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+ "category": "Dark",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un gynécologue myope et un chien en bonne santé?",
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+ "delivery": "Ils ont tous les deux le nez mouillé.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": true,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": false,
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+ "id": 0
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Les filles c'est comme les noms de domaine.",
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+ "delivery": "Celles que j'aime sont déjà prises.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 1
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la meilleure heure pour écouter de la musique?",
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+ "delivery": "Deezer",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 2
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un développeur ne descend pas du métro.",
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+ "delivery": "Il libère la RAM...",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 3
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Où partent les développeurs en vacances?",
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+ "delivery": "Au C-Shell.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 4
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi les développeurs doivent-ils suivre une formation incendie?",
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+ "delivery": "A cause des pare-feux.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 5
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui a 4 pattes et un bras?",
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+ "delivery": "Un pitbull dans un jardin d'enfant!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 6
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Ma fille vient de perdre sa première dent...",
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+ "delivery": "Ça lui apprendra à me répondre!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 7
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qui court plus vite qu'Usain Bolt?",
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+ "delivery": "Un Somalien avec un ticket restaurant",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 8
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi les alpinistes aiment-ils bien les blondes?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils n'ont pas peur du vide!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 9
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Tu connais le cri du spermatozoïde?",
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+ "delivery": "Bah la prochaine fois au lieu de l'avaler tu croques.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 10
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi Napoléon n'a jamais déménagé?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'il avait un Bonaparte.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 11
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un cunnilingus et un lapsus?",
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+ "delivery": "Une erreur de langue et vous êtes vite dans la merde...",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 12
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel super héros donne le plus vite l'heure?",
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+ "delivery": "Speed heure man!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 13
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Tu connais la blague de la chaise?",
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+ "delivery": "Elle est pliante",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 14
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi il n'y a pas de ballon à question pour un champion?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce que Julien Lepers",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 15
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi les canards sont-ils toujours à l'heure?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils sont dans l'étang",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 16
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Tu as 4 poussins et tu n'en veux que 3, comment faire?",
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+ "delivery": "Tu en pousses un",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 17
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour un jardinier?",
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+ "delivery": "Se mettre à poil devant ses tomates pour les faire rougir.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 18
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi il y a une baignoire au dessus des camions de pompiers belges?",
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+ "delivery": "Pour mettre la sirène.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 19
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un chou au milieu de l'océan?",
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+ "delivery": "Un chou marin.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 20
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un légume rigolo?",
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+ "delivery": "Un chou marreur.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 21
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un ascenseur et un vagin?",
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+ "delivery": "Aucune, dans les deux cas tu mets ton doigt où t'habite",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 22
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi le lapin est bleu?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'on l'a peint",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 23
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la mamie qui fait peur aux voleurs?",
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+ "delivery": "Mamie Traillette",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 24
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une blonde avec de l'eau dans la bouche?",
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+ "delivery": "Une cruche",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 25
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que fait un chinois sur une mobylette?",
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+ "delivery": "Nèèèèmmmmm, Nèèèèmmmmm, Nèèèèmmmmm",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 26
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un squelette dans une armoire?",
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+ "delivery": "Une personne qui a gagné à cache-cache.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 27
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Savez vous pourquoi les chinois ne perdent jamais le nord?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils ont le sudoku.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 28
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Avec quel fromage, pouvons-nous nous faire grossir les seins?",
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+ "delivery": "Du Boursin.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 29
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est vert et qui nique?",
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+ "delivery": "Véronique.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 30
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on un chat tout-terrain?",
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+ "delivery": "Un cat-cat.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 31
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on un chien qui a des lunettes?",
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+ "delivery": "Un optichien.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 32
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour un électricien?",
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+ "delivery": "Ne pas être au courant.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 33
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Ce que j'ai en commun avec mon mari?",
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+ "delivery": "On s'est mariés le même jour...",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 34
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi la petite fille est tombée de la balançoire?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'elle n'a pas de bras.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 35
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi le petit garçon a fait tomber sa glace?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'il s'est fait renverser par un bus!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 36
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait un DJ djihadiste?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il fait péter le son!",
|
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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|
+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 37
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Combien faut-il d'hommes pour peindre une voiture en rouge?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un seul! Mais il faut le lancer très fort...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 38
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quels sont les derniers mots de mon grand-père avant son décès?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Arrête de bouger l'échelle!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 39
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "À quel endroit se trouvent les tétraplégiques?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Là où on les a laissés..",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 40
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Savez-vous comment la femme d'Hitler est morte?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "En se trompant de douche...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 41
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle partie du légume ne passe pas dans le mixer?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le fauteuil roulant.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 42
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour une orange?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Être toujours pressée.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 43
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit un canard quand il va aux toilettes?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Je vais au petit coin.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 44
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit un zombie à un autre zombie?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Alors, ça mord?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 45
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait un hibou dans une casserole?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Hi-bou",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 46
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour un coq?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Avoir la chair de poule!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 47
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les canards sont toujours à l'heure?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Car ils sont dans l'étang",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 48
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est transparent et qui cours dans les champs?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un troupeau de vitre",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 49
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Combien y-a-t-il de somaliens en Somalie?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Environ 500 grammes",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 50
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait une fraise sur un cheval?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Tagada Tagada",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 51
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les gorilles ont-ils de gros trous de nez?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Car ils ont de gros doigts.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 52
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre les Juifs et les baskets?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "On en trouve plus en 39 qu'en 45.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 53
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que font les blondes quand l'eau du bain de bébé est trop chaude?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Elles mettent des gants.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 54
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un homme et un chat?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Les deux ont très peur de l'aspirateur",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 55
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on un squelette qui parle?",
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+ "delivery": "Un os parleur",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 56
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui a deux antennes et qui se cogne contre les murs?",
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+ "delivery": "Une petite fille avec deux fourchettes plantées dans les yeux.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 57
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "C'est l'histoire d'un pingouin qui respirait par les fesses.",
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+ "delivery": "Un jour il s'est assis et il est mort.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 58
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui court et qui se jette?",
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+ "delivery": "Une courgette",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 59
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un œuf attend un autre œuf",
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+ "delivery": "Si dans 5 minutes, il n'est pas là, j'me casse!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 60
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "C'est l'histoire d'un Schtroumpf qui tombe",
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+ "delivery": "Et qui se fait un bleu...",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 61
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est jaune et qui attend?",
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+ "delivery": "Jonathan",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 62
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Quel fruit le poisson déteste-il le plus?",
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+ "delivery": "La pêche",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
|
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+ "id": 63
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Melon et Melèche jouent au Scrabble.",
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+ "delivery": "Melon pioche le W et Melèche le Q.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 64
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la plus intelligente : la blonde, la rousse ou la brune?",
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|
+ "delivery": "La rousse parce que c'est un dictionnaire.",
|
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|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 65
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait un homme qui rentre dans un café?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Plouf!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 66
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi un homme rentre-t-il dans un bar?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'il est zoophile.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 67
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi Harry Potter chuchote?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que Dumbledore...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 68
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un éléphant dit à un homme tout nu?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Et tu arrives à attraper des cacahuètes avec ça?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 69
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est transparent et qui sent la banane?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un pet de singe",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 70
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi Robinson Crusoé ? ",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que Zoé avait raison",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 71
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est jaune, orange, rouge et qui tourne très vite?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un poussin dans un mixeur.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 72
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on un nain qui travaille à la Poste?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un nain posteur...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 73
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit un citron quand il braque une banque?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pas un zeste!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 74
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel dinosaure peut aller au micro-ondes?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le Pyrex",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 75
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel animal sent toujours bon?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le mouton, car il a l'haleine fraîche.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 76
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce que les abeilles aiment le plus dans le mariage?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La lune de miel.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 77
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Connaissez-vous l'histoire du lit escamotable?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est une histoire à faire dormir debout!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 78
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quand Hitler s'est-il suicidé?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Après avoir reçu sa facture de gaz...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 79
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un lampadaire?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une lampe avec une seule bosse.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 80
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un divorce et la grammaire?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "En grammaire, c'est le masculin qui l'emporte.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 81
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un chewing-gum et un avion?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le chewing-gum colle et l'avion décolle.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 82
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un bossu sans bras et sans jambe?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une madeleine",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 83
|
|
|
+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi les imprimantes n'aiment pas aller à la piscine?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'elles n'ont papier.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 84
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un déménageur et un arbitre de football?",
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+ "delivery": "Ils aiment tous les deux sortir des cartons.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 85
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Donald Duck et Daffy Duck se bagarrent. Qu'est-ce que ça fait?",
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+ "delivery": "Un conflit de canard.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 86
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le comble du comble?",
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+ "delivery": "Qu'un muet dise à un sourd qu'un aveugle les regardent.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 87
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Maman, j'ai peur du noir!",
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+ "delivery": "Ne t'inquiète pas, il est bien attaché.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 88
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelles sont les deux sœurs qui ont la meilleure vue?",
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+ "delivery": "Les sœurs jumelles.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 89
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "L'école et l'alcool riment, vous savez pourquoi?",
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+ "delivery": "Car les deux saoulent",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 90
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un surdoué et un pédophile?",
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+ "delivery": "Ils ont tous les deux sauté la classe de CE1.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 91
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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|
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+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Comment est-ce que les abeilles communiquent entre elles?",
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+ "delivery": "Par e-miel.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 92
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|
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
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+ "setup": "Quel est l'animal le plus connecté?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le porc USB.",
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
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+ "id": 93
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un ado qui s'ennuie en cours et une pute qui se gratte?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le morpion.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 94
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un gynécologue myope et un chien en bonne santé?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Ils ont tous les deux le nez mouillé.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 95
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un motard célibataire et sa moto?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Ils dorment tous les deux sur la béquille.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 96
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un zèbre et un barman?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le zèbre a des barres autour de son trou du cul. Le barman a des trous du cul autour de son bar.",
|
|
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+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 97
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un mathématicien n'urine pas.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il fait π π.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 98
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un Parafaitpasdebruit?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un parachute.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 99
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Il y a un boucher qui mesure 1 mètre 80, mais combien pèse-t-il?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La viande, parce que les bouchers pèsent la viande.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 100
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un jour, Dieu dit à Casto de ramer.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Et depuis, Castorama...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 101
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi un chasseur emmène-t-il son fusil aux toilettes?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour tirer la chasse.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 102
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Vous connaissez l'histoire de l'armoire?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Elle n'est pas commode...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 103
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les Martiens ne renversent-ils jamais de café sur la table?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils ont des soucoupes!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 104
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "C'est l'histoire du nain aux 26 enfants.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Elle est courte mais elle est bonne.",
|
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|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
+ "religious": false,
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|
+ "political": false,
|
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|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 105
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "C'est l'histoire du p'tit dej', vous la connaissez?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Non, pas de bol...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
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|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 106
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Dans la phrase \"le voleur a volé une télévision\", où est le sujet?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "En prison!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 107
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "C'est l'histoire d'un poil. Avant, il était bien.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Maintenant, il est pubien.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 108
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on un chien qui n'a pas de pattes?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "On ne l'appelle pas, on va le chercher...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 109
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait une vache quand elle a les yeux fermés?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Elle fabrique du lait concentré!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 110
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre une femme et un dobermann?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le prix du collier.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 111
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi cendrillon est-elle morte à minuit?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce que son tampon s'est transformé en citrouille!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 112
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "L'amour, c'est comme les cartes :",
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+ "delivery": "Quand on n'a pas de partenaires, mieux vaut avoir une bonne main.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 113
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un sourd et un gynécologue?",
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+ "delivery": "Les deux savent lire sur les lèvres.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 114
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "À quel moment la poule a-t-elle le plus mal au cul?",
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+ "delivery": "Quand elle passe du coq à l'âne.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 115
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "C'est une femme qui prend son bain, son chien pète elle se noie, pourquoi?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce que son chien c'est un Pékinois.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 116
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Savez-vous pourquoi le père Noël rit tout le temps?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce que ce n'est pas lui qui paye les cadeaux!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 117
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Tu connais la blague du photographe?",
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+ "delivery": "Elle n'est pas encore développée!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
|
|
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 118
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est jaune et qui court vite?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Un citron pressé.",
|
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
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|
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+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 119
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Le viagra c'est comme l'enfer,",
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|
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+ "delivery": "Satan l'habite.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 120
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment est ce qu'on appelle un boomerang qui ne revient pas?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un chat mort.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 121
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la dernière chose que Lady Dianna ai mangée?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le volant.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 122
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce que ça fait quand tu lances une gousse d'ail contre un mur?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le retour du jet d'ail.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 123
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est pire qu'un bébé dans une poubelle?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un bébé dans deux poubelles.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 124
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui permet d'enlever le chewing gum de ses cheveux?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le cancer",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 125
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre une Ferrari et une enfant de 5 ans?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Quand tu rentres dedans, tu déchires tout",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 126
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit une blonde quand elle voit une peau de banane sur le trottoir?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Oh mince! Je vais encore tomber!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 127
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les blondes passent-elles à la caisse avec un seau d'eau?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour payer en liquide.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 128
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les blondes ne mangent-elles pas de bananes?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'elles ne trouvent pas la fermeture éclair!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 129
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'arrive-t'il à un Mac quand on le trempe dans l'eau?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un McDo.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 130
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment fait-on pour allumer un barbecue breton?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "On utilise des breizh.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 131
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quels desserts portent des sous-vêtements?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Les bananes à slips.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 132
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est bleu, blanc et rouge?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un Schtroumpf à qui on a coupé la tête.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 133
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est bleu, blanc et rouge?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un schtroumf qui saigne du nez",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 134
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment la chouette sait que son mari fait la gueule?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'Hiboude.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 135
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Robinson Crusoé habitait t'il une île déserte?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Non puisqu'il y habitait.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 136
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qui est le plus menteur entre un boucher et un jardinier?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est le jardinier car il raconte que des salades!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 137
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi aucun éléphant n'est informaticien?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils ont peur de la souris.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 138
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les moutons aiment le chewing-gum?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Car c'est bon pour la laine.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 139
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi les petits poissons ne vont pas à l'école?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils s'en fish!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 140
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que fait une lampe qui se fait agresser?",
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+ "delivery": "Elle crie à LED.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 141
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi quand on vise on ferme un œil?",
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+ "delivery": "Car si on fermait les deux on verrait plus rien.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 142
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre une blonde et une patate?",
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+ "delivery": "La patate est cultivée.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 143
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi les sorcières utilisent des balais pour voler?",
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+ "delivery": "Car un aspirateur c'est trop lourd!",
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 144
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
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+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une diarrhée mentale?",
|
|
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+ "delivery": "C'est quand à chaque fois que t'as une idée, c'est de la merde!",
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
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+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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+ "explicit": false
|
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 145
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre une femme et une voiture de sport?",
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+ "delivery": "Les deux font du bruit lorsqu'on accélère.",
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
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+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 146
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les blondes portent-elles des ceintures D&G?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour reconnaître leur droite et leur gauche",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 147
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Connaissez-vous la blague sur les magasins?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "En tout cas, elle a supermarché!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 148
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'il faut dire aux noirs pour qu'ils partent dormir?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "DARK VADOR",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 149
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit-on à quelqu'un de triste qui joue aux jeux vidéos?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "On dit qu'il se console!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 150
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les développeurs vont en boîte de nuit?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour faire la java.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 151
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit un informaticien quand il s'ennuie?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Je me fichier.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 152
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un cadeau qui s'en va?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une surprise party.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 153
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le pays le plus cool au monde?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le Yééémen.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 154
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi Winnie l'ourson veut absolument se marier?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour partir en lune de miel.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 155
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit un italien pour dire au revoir?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pasta la vista baby.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 156
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que boit un vampire en soirée?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Du sangpagne. Sang-té!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 157
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi est-ce difficile de conduire dans le Nord?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que les voitures n'arrêtent pas de caler.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 158
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le meilleur magazine pour développeurs?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pomme d'api",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 159
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les développeurs ne portent-ils pas de chaussures à lacets?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Car ils préfèrent les scratch.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 160
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un comptable?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est un con derrière une table.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 161
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "C'est un bœuf, qui court...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Puis qui se viande.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 162
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi le patinage artistique est pénible?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Car le patin agace.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 163
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que faire pour sauver la vie d'une mouche qui se noie?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Du mouche à mouche.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 164
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Les enfants c'est comme les pets...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "On ne supporte que les siens.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 165
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment se nomme la Barbie la plus poilue?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La Barbie chette!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 166
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "En cours de sport, le prof crit \"Faites 10 pompes!\"",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le chinois se retourne brusquement et demande \"Nike ou Adidas ?\"",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 167
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "T'es tombé?",
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+ "delivery": "Non, je fais un câlin au plancher il avait l'air triste.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 168
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi les policiers n'ont pas d'acné?",
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+ "delivery": "Car ils ont la peau lisse!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 169
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le gateau préféré des nuages?",
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+ "delivery": "L'éclair!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 170
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que fait un développeur avant d'aller faire les courses?",
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+ "delivery": "Il fait sa lisp",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 171
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que prend un développeur avant d'écrire?",
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+ "delivery": "Il prends de la MD.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 172
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la maladie la plus répandue chez les développeurs Rust?",
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+ "delivery": "Le tétanos.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 173
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que dit une antenne TV à un paratonnerre?",
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+ "delivery": "Tu y crois toi au coup de foudre?",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 174
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi une feuille se noie quand on la met dans l'eau?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce-qu'elle n'a pas pieds.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 175
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un dromaludaire?",
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+ "delivery": "Un Chalumeau a 2 bosses.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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|
+ "id": 176
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un Canif?",
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|
+ "delivery": "C'est un p'tit fien.",
|
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
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|
+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 177
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la chanteuse préférée des serruriers?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Alicia Keys.",
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
|
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+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 178
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Combien de fils a la mère de Justin?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Juste un.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 179
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une baguette avec une boussole?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Du pain perdu.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 180
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Le prof dit à son élève: Ton devoir était mauvais.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "QUOI! Vous l'avez mangé?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 181
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "À quoi servent les archipels?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "À faire des archi-trous!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 182
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi il n'y a plus de Mammouth?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'il n'y a plus de Papouth.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 183
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Entre un aviateur et un marin, lequel écrit le moins?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le marin, parce qu'il a jeté l'encre.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 184
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour un électricien?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "D'avoir des ampoules aux pieds.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 185
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une manifestation d'aveugles?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le festival de Cannes.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 186
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on un développeur pédophile?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un pédofile.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 187
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on un ascenseur en Amérique?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "En appuyant sur le bouton...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 188
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "C'est l'histoire d'une fleur qui court, qui court..",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Et qui se plante.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 189
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on une fracture du crâne?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un dégât des os.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 190
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est transparent et qui sent la carotte?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un pet de lapin.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 191
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un cochon qui rit?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un porc tout gai.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 192
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est l'ami du feu?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le pot-au-feu.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 193
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelles sont vos matières préférées?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Maths et Dessin!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 194
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on un covoiturage au Sénégal?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un Babacar.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 195
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
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+ "setup": "Que fait-on aux voleurs de salades?",
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+ "delivery": "On laitue...",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 196
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce que fait un pou dans une cloche?",
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+ "delivery": "Pou Ding",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 197
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le légume le plus courageux?",
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+ "delivery": "Le pois-chiche.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 198
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un jour, Dieu demanda au coca de coller...",
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+ "delivery": "et le Coca Cola...",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 199
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment fait-on pour occuper une blonde?",
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+ "delivery": "On la met dans une pièce ronde en lui disant de chercher les coins.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 200
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le seul animal qui nourrit lui-même sa voiture?",
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+ "delivery": "La chèvre car elle nourrit son cabri au lait!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
|
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 201
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Dans quel pays ne bronze-t-on pas du nez?",
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+ "delivery": "Au Népal",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 202
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi est-ce que les anges sont sourds?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce que Jésus-Christ.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 203
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui fait nioc-nioc?",
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|
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+ "delivery": "Un canard qui essaye de parler le verlan.",
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|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
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+ "racist": false,
|
|
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
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|
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+ "id": 204
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quels sont les fruits que nous trouvons dans toutes les maisons?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Les coins et les mûres.",
|
|
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+ "flags": {
|
|
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 205
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on la mère du phoque?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mother phoquer",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 206
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la devise des chats diaboliques?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Satan est par minou.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 207
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quels sont les deux animaux les plus intelligents?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le Cerf et le Veau.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 208
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi on met une selle sur un cheval?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'en dessous elle tomberait.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 209
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "De quel pays viennent les cochons?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Des quatre groins du monde.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 210
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour une taupe?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "D'amuser la galerie!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 211
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que prend un éléphant quand il va au restaurant?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il prend de la place!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 212
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui a 3 bosses?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un chameau qui s'est cogné.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 213
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour un cycliste?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "De faire un régime sans sel.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 214
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la ville la plus rapide de Suisse?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Nyon",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 215
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Tu connais la blague du papier?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Elle déchire.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 216
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi une brioche ne va jamais aux sports d'hiver?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'elle sait Pasquier",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 217
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les mamies sont-elles très efficaces pour faire le ménage?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'elles ont 80 balais.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 218
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Tu connais la blague de la gomme?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Elle dégomme.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 219
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre une machine et du ketchup?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Aucune, ils sont tous les deux au-tomate.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 220
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que se passe-t-il quand on secoue une clef USB?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Les fichiers se mélangent.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 221
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Oh, Léon! Ton prénom à l'envers donne Noël!",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Et oui, tout le monde n'a pas cette chance mon cher Luc...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 222
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "On m'a dit que pour faire ses courses pendant le confinement il suffisait de porter un masque et des gants...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'était un mensonge, tous les autres étaient habillés!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 223
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Chérie, pendant que tu dormais tu m'as traité de connard",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Je ne dormais pas...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 224
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Ce matin en voulant m'habiller, le bouton de ma chemise m'est resté dans les mains. En voulant mettre mes chaussures, mon lacet m'est resté dans les mains.",
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+ "delivery": "Je me suis dit \"Vaut mieux pas que j'aille pisser\"",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 225
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "On ne dit pas \" l'électronique \" mais...",
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+ "delivery": "L'électricien fait l'amour.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 226
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qui se débrouille le mieux au karaté?",
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+ "delivery": "L'électricité, car elle connaît beaucoup de prises.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 227
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "La vitamine C...",
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+ "delivery": "Mais ne dira rien.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 228
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que dit un pistolet à une mitraillette?",
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+ "delivery": "Ça fait longtemps que tu bégayes?",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 229
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un clown arrive chez le docteur",
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+ "delivery": "Docteur, vite, je me sens tout drôle...",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
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|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 230
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est rouge et qui attend?",
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+ "delivery": "Mon compte en banque.",
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|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
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+ "racist": false,
|
|
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
|
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+ "id": 231
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Il y a quoi au milieu de l'océan?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un é",
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|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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|
+ "explicit": false
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 232
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on une personne agréable à Paris?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Un touriste.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 233
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la partie de la voiture la plus dangereuse?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La conductrice.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 234
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pour ne plus puer de la gueule...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Faut-il arrêter de dire de la merde?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 235
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est noir et blanc et qui rebondit?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un pingouin sur un trampoline.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 236
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment reconnaître un ministre qui ment?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Ses lèvres bougent",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 237
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on une fleur très occupée?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une fleur over-bookée",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 238
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Soupçonné de vol dans une boulangerie",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Florent Pagny nie.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 239
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le contraire d'un chat?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un pacha.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 240
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi une blonde a-t-elle les cheveux mouillés quand elle va se coucher?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'elle a dit bonne nuit à son poisson rouge.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 241
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Si un noir veut me prendre par les sentiments.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Je peux dire qu'il mamadou?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 242
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une brune entre 2 blondes?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une interprète.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 243
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment occuper une blonde toute la journée?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Lui donner un papier où l'on écrit \" voir au verso \" de chaque côté.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 244
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les poules n'ont-elles pas de seins?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que les coqs n'ont pas de mains!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 245
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pendant l'acte, ma femme me dit : Dis-moi des choses sales!",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La cuisine, la salle de bain...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 246
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi Jésus ne mange jamais de cacahuètes?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'il a des trous dans les mains.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 247
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Chéri, je me sens grosse et laide... S'il te plait, fais-moi un compliment...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Tu as une bonne vue!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 248
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Thomas, penses-tu que je suis une mauvaise mère?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mon nom est Paul...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 249
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un lépreux dans un bain?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un Efferalgan",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 250
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on une femme qui a perdu son intelligence?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une veuve.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 251
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre la sodomie et les choux-fleurs?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Même avec du beurre, les enfants n'aiment pas.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 252
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le shell préféré des adolescents?",
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+ "delivery": "Le WESH",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 253
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Je suis bipolaire et je vous aime tous.",
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+ "delivery": "Bande d'enculés.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 254
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le futur de \"je bâille\"?",
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+ "delivery": "Je dors.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 255
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on deux noirs dans un sac de couchage?",
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+ "delivery": "Un Twix",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 256
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le plus gros dilemme pour un juif?",
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+ "delivery": "Du jambon gratuit",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 257
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un juif en forêt?",
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+ "delivery": "Rabbin des bois",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 258
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on une lesbienne qui n'a pas de sein?",
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+ "delivery": "Une omoplate",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 259
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi tu vends ton perroquet?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'hier, ce bâtard a essayé de me vendre!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 260
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un jour, Dieu demanda à David de guetter",
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+ "delivery": "Et David guetta.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 261
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Que font 2 brosses à dents le 14 Juillet?",
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+ "delivery": "Un feu dentifrice!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
|
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|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
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+ "id": 262
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|
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
|
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est plus fort qu'un lion?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Deux lions.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
|
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+ "racist": false,
|
|
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 263
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un petit cheval dans une piscine?",
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|
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+ "delivery": "Un poney de bain.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
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|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 264
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi le ciel est si haut?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour que les oiseaux ne se cognent pas la tête.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 265
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qui s'occupe de la décoration à l'Elysée?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le ministère de l'intérieur",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 266
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les indiens mettent-ils leur argent en bourse?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Car ça rapporte des sioux.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 267
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour un dentiste?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est d'habiter dans un palais.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 268
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un euro dans un avion qui décolle?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une pièce montée...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 269
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le comble de Buzz?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "D'aller plus vite que l'éclair. ",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 270
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait un gros poussin?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "PIOU-PIOU",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 271
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les bots ne parlent pas avec les humains?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Par peur de leur ressembler.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 272
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les coquilles ne font pas de régime?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'elles sont palourdes!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 273
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un pruneau?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un synonyme de personne âgée : qui est ridée et qui fait chier.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 274
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'oune péniche?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est oune zizi portouguaiche.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 275
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Les parents sont deux êtres qui t'apprennent à marcher et à parler...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour ensuite te dire de t'asseoir et de fermer ta gueule.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 276
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "L'autobus est une invention géniale!",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il roule deux fois plus vite quand tu cours après que quand t'es assis dedans.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 277
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Les ciseaux à bois...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Les chiens aussi.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 278
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce que le Gospel?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est quand ton gamin a pris un coup de soleil.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 279
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce que la beauté intérieure?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un concept inventé par les moches pour pouvoir se reproduire.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 280
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que fait un hibou dans une bibliotheque?",
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+ "delivery": "Hibouqine!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 281
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Avez-vous déjà eu des sentiments partagés ? ",
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+ "delivery": "Genre quand ta belle mère recule vers le ravin avec ta voiture toute neuve.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 282
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour un arabe?",
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+ "delivery": "Se faire voler.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 283
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Maman, où est mon perroquet?",
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+ "delivery": "Au quai.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 284
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi mon ordinateur ne marche plus ? Qu'as-tu fais?",
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+ "delivery": "Vu qu'il était sale je l'ai nettoyé avec de l'eau.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 285
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quand est-ce que les chiens aboient?",
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+ "delivery": "Lorsqu'ils ont un chat dans la gorge.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 286
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment un développeur tente-t-il de réparer sa voiture lorsqu'elle a un problème?",
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+ "delivery": "Il sort de la voiture, ferme toutes les fenêtres, retourne dans la voiture, et essaie de redémarrer.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 287
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que dit un égoïste qui veut partager?",
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+ "delivery": "On fait moi-moi.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 288
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce que deux fous avec des mitraillettes?",
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+ "delivery": "Une fousillade.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 289
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit le juge au manchot?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Allez allez, témoignons!",
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|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
|
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+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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|
+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 290
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Tu connais la blague du con qui dit non?",
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+ "delivery": "Non...",
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|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 291
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour un plombier?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Que ses clients prennent la fuite!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 292
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "2 fesses se croisent",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Alors, ça gaze?",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 293
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Où est fabriqué le viagra?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Au Boukistan",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 294
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une gifle?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est comme une bifle, mais avec la main!",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 295
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi j'ai appelé mon pénis Bidou?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que quand je vais pisser, je s'coue Bidou.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 296
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le seul instrument à vent avec une corde?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le string.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 297
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quand 2 poissons s'énervent..",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Est-ce qu'on peut dire que le thon monte?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 298
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les hommes amènent-ils leur femme en vacances?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour que les vacances paraissent plus longues...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 299
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait Jean quand il voit une femme crocodile?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il lacoste!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 300
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui commence par un E, finit par un E et qui ne contient qu'une lettre?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une enveloppe!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 301
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui se lève quand tu t'en sers, qui s'abaisse quand tu as fini de t'en servir et qui goutte après usage?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un parapluie",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 302
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Babi et Baba sont sur un bateau Baba tombe à l'eau. Que se passe-t-il?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Babi bêle et Baba coule",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 303
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que s'est il passé en 1769 ? Napoléon est né! Et que s'est il passé en 1789?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il a eu 20 ans!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 304
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Rien ne sert de courir...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "... Je suis déjà en retard.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 305
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quand mon verre est plein, je le vide",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Quand mon verre est vide, je me plains!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 306
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Attention au chien!",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il est si petit que vous pourriez marcher dessus.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 307
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Ne pas déranger svp",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Je n'ai pas rangé pour rien... ",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 308
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Merci de ne pas frapper",
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+ "delivery": "Et soyez gentil, de ne pas sonner non plus",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 309
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "N'hésitez pas à demander si la maison fait crédit!",
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+ "delivery": "Nous avons une façon absolument délicieuse de refuser.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 310
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Sur ce serveur le 12 mai 2020.",
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+ "delivery": "Il ne se passa strictement rien.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 311
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi la girafe se fait arrêter par la police?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce que c'est un cou-monté!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 312
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi les coccinelles n'aiment-elles pas courir?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'elles ont toujours des points de cotés!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 313
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "On ne dit pas démanger",
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+ "delivery": "On dit vomir.",
|
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
|
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
|
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
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+ "id": 314
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Que disait Eve pour faire avancer le bâteau?",
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+ "delivery": "Ramadan",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 315
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que signifie expatriées?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Anciennes petites amies non rangées.",
|
|
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+ "flags": {
|
|
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 316
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qui est l'idiot qui a créé la cédille?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Monsieur Duçon",
|
|
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+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 317
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que signifie Mercato?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est une maman pratiquante.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 318
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Tu sais ce que c'est un suppositoire?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est une invention qui restera dans les annales.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 319
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Les pharmacies...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "... c'est les confiseries des vieux.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 320
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Une jardinerie est un endroit merveilleux!",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Si tu te prends trois râteaux on t'offre une pelle.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 321
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi Toto veut se marier avec la mère de son père?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Ben son père s'est bien marié avec la sienne...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 322
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que demande un chat dans une pharmacie?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Avez-vous du sirop pour ma toux?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 323
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que faisaient les dinosaures quand ils n'arrivaient pas à se décider?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Des tirageosaures.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 324
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un Courtier de Wall Street et un Acteur Porno?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le courtier a des actions en bourse alors que l'acteur à les bourses en action.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 325
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi est-ce qu'on met tous les crocos en prison?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que les crocos dealent.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 326
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le jambon que tout le monde déteste?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le sale ami.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 327
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit un éléphant sans corne?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Je suis sans défense.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 328
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre toi et un sapin?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un sapin c'est un conifère et toi t'es con et on peut rien y faire.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 329
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Ta mère est tellement grosse",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Que quand elle sort y a une éclipse.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 330
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Tout est bon dans le cochon!",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Je ne mangerai pas ta mère pour autant.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 331
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Vous saviez que la famille Le Pen a du sang arabe?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Sur le capot de leur voiture...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 332
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est l'émission TV préférée des jardiniers constipés?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Silence ça pousse.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 333
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une frite enceinte?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une patate sautée.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 334
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit un coronavirus quand il braque une banque?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Donner moi l'argent, sinon je fais toussoter!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 335
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un homme avec une mitraillette dans un champ de blé?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un céréales killer.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 336
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Peux-tu me dire si le clignotant fonctionne?",
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+ "delivery": "Oui, non, oui, non, oui, non.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 337
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le meilleur site pour un homme qui cherche un lave-vaisselle?",
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+ "delivery": "Un site de rencontres.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 338
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre la poitrine d'une femme et un train électrique?",
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+ "delivery": "C'est fait pour les enfants mais c'est papa qui joue avec.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 339
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que dit une bière quand elle tombe dans l'eau?",
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+ "delivery": "Je sais panaché",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 340
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Deux pommes de terre traversent la route, l'une d'elles se fait écraser",
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+ "delivery": "Oh purée!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 341
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "C'est en forgeant qu'on devient forgeron.",
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+ "delivery": "Et c'est en sciant que Léonard devint scie!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 342
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Jésus a marché sur l'eau. Une courgette est composé a 98% d'eau. J'ai marché sur une courgette.",
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+ "delivery": "Je suis à 98% Jésus.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 343
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre Jésus et un tableau de Picasso?",
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+ "delivery": "Le tableau s'accroche avec un seul clou.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 344
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel oiseau est attiré par le miel?",
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+ "delivery": "L'autruche car à coter il y a une aut'ruche.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 345
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un tennisman adore faire?",
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+ "delivery": "Rendre des services!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 346
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|
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on six prostituées Allemandes?",
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+ "delivery": "Une scie sauteuse Bosch",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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|
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
|
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 347
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un camp de concentration et une maison de retraite?",
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+ "delivery": "Dans les deux cas, les pensionnaires n'en ressortent pas vivants.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 348
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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|
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "La vie s'est comme une boîte de chocolat!",
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|
+ "delivery": "Ça dure moins longtemps chez les gros!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 349
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|
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les pharaons ont ils 2 fesses?",
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|
+ "delivery": "Parce que AnuBis!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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|
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+ "id": 350
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un marin et un boucher?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Le boucher voit le porc avant les côtes.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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|
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 351
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Une jeune soupçonnée de sorcellerie demande à sa mère : \"Pourquoi est-ce qu'on flotte ?\"",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "\"Pour la même raison qu'on brûle.\"",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
|
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+ "racist": false,
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|
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+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 352
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle t-on un chat dans l'espace?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un chatellite.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 353
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un cochon volant?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un aéroport.",
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|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 354
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour un porte-charge?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est de mal se porter.",
|
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 355
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
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|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi méprises-tu les canards?",
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|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'à chaque fois que je vais au coin ils se moquent de moi.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 356
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un mauvais musicien et un cancre?",
|
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|
+ "delivery": "Les deux ont de mauvaises notes.",
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|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 357
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Les peintres utilisent, de l'imagination, de la créativité et...",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "De la peinture.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
+ "political": false,
|
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|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 358
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Une mère demande à son fils : quel est ton animal préféré?",
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|
+ "delivery": "Le zébu parce qu'on a un point commun.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 359
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait un oiseau au dessus d'un camp de concentration?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Cuit Cuit!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
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+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 360
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Mr et madame Sop ont un fils comment s'appelle-t-il?",
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|
+ "delivery": "Alain",
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|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
|
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+ "racist": false,
|
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|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 361
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Deux belges se déplacent dans le désert en tenant une portière...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "J'ai trop chaud ouvre la fenêtre s'il te plaît.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 362
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Dieu créa la France, un trop beau pays, de belles formes, la mer, l'océan, les montagnes...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Alors pour compenser il a créé le français",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 363
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Ma b*te, je l'ai appelée la vie.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que la vie est dure...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 364
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est pire qu'un meurtrier?",
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+ "delivery": "Un policier fanatique.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 365
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Je suis Tintin, mais je ne suis pas Tintin. Qui suis-je?",
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+ "delivery": "Milou.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 366
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Le concombre est conseillé pour améliorer sa mémoire.",
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+ "delivery": "Car si on te le met dans le cul, t'es pas prêt de l'oublier.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 367
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que disent deux mouettes lorsqu'elles veulent partager quelque chose?",
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+ "delivery": "\"On fait mouette-mouette ?\"",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 368
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que font 1+2-1x2?",
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+ "delivery": "Le nombre de jambe d'un manchot.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 369
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre des pizzas et des juifs?",
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+ "delivery": "Le temps de cuisson.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 370
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la pire musique pour les juifs?",
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+ "delivery": "En feu, Soprano.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 371
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la vitesse maximale autorisée lors d'un rapport?",
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+ "delivery": "68km/h car à 69..... Ça fait une tête à queue.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 372
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Prof des biologie : \"Que trouve-t-on dans une cellule ?\"",
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|
+ "delivery": "Des arabes et des noirs!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 373
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le meilleur ami d'un grand-père?",
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|
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+ "delivery": "Le potager.",
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|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 374
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit-on en Afrique quand un lieu est bondé?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il est noir de monde...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 375
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est l'insulte la plus utilisée en 1940 après le traité de Vichy?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Pétain",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 376
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Tu as aucune référence....",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Peut-être car je suis pas à vendre!",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 377
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la tarte préférée des putes?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "La tarte catin",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 378
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un français et un arabe sont sur le toît d'un immeuble. Lequel saute en premier?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "L'immeuble",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 379
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Monsieur et madame Cale ont un fils, comment s'appelle t-il?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Medhi",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 380
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Maman, maman, je ne veux plus dormir avec mon petit frère.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Tais-toi! Je t'ai déjà dit qu'on avait pas assez d'argent pour l'enterrer.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 381
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "J'ai eu un rencard avec une juive, elle m'a demandé mon numéro",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "J'lui ai répondu que nous on avait des noms",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 382
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Connaissez-vous le slogan \"ça fait du bien par où ça passe\"?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est une pub de suppositoires je crois...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 383
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui sépare l'espèce humaine du singe?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La mer Méditerranée.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 384
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que disent deux fesses sur un bateau?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Dis donc ça commence à ramer du cul.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 385
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un médecin félicite le mari d'un couple pour le nouveau né. La femme demande au médecin pourquoi elle n'est pas félicitée.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Quand un plat est réussi, on félicite le cuisinier pas le four!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 386
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Mon plus grand défaut est l'honnêteté... Vous pensez le contraire?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "J'en ai rien à foutre de ce que vous pensez",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 387
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que chante un juif devant un feu de camp?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "\"Vous les copains je ne vous oublierai jamais!\"",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 388
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "De quelle couleur est le cheval blanc d'Henri IV?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Jaune, car il s'est pissé dessus.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 389
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "J'ai lu un livre de Victor Hugo.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il ne devait pas boire que du Fanta à l'apéro celui là...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 390
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Ce n'est pas bien de regarder sous les jupes des filles.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il faut regarder sous la culotte.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 391
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la résolution d'un informaticien pour la nouvelle année?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un 19\" pouces.",
|
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 392
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un homme à l'hôpital dit à son infirmière : Vous êtes mon infirmière préférée, voudriez-vous passer me voir quand je serai sorti de l'hôpital?",
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+ "delivery": "Je suis désolée, mais j'ai horreur des cimetières!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 393
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Je me présente, je suis Tamayo.",
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+ "delivery": "Et lui c'est Monketchup?",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 394
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un juif est dans un ascenseur. Soudain, l'homme à côté de lui lâche un gros pet. Le juif le regarde l'air choqué.",
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+ "delivery": "Oh, ça va! C'est du gaz, ça n'a jamais tué personne!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 395
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle t'on le penis d'un prètre?",
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+ "delivery": "La vérite car la vérite sort toujours de la bouche des enfants.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 396
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que fait un développeur quand il a peur?",
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+ "delivery": "Il csharpe.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 397
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Où doit-on prendre le bus pour aller au cimetière?",
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+ "delivery": "En pleine gueule.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 398
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Ce matin, je me suis levé avec l'envie de tout changer",
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+ "delivery": "Du coup j'ai changé d'avis et je me suis rendormi.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 399
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la marque de biscuit préférée de Brigitte Macron?",
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+ "delivery": "Les petits écoliers.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 400
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment dire boujour à un juif?",
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+ "delivery": "Hey! Ca gaz?",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 401
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi personne ne sait nager au Maroc?",
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+ "delivery": "Par ce que tous ceux qui savent, sont déjà en France.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 402
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
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+ "setup": "Un noir va aux toilettes et en ressort blanc, qu'a t'il fait?",
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|
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+ "delivery": "Il a chié sa race.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 403
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce que deux sourds qui se battent?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Un malentendu.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 404
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "On m'a toujours dit que Mozart était mort. ",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pourtant, à chaque fois que j'ouvre mon frigo, Mozart est là... ",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 405
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "J'ai 36 têtes, 28 bras et 12 jambes, qui suis-je?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Un mythomane.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 406
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait un zoophile qui veut sauter?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il prend son élan.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 407
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment reconnait-on un aveugle sur une plage naturiste?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est pas dur!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 408
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les tirelires sont en forme de cochon?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour que les arabes n'y touchent pas.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 409
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "J'ai vu un enfant sur un vélo, j'ai cru que c'était le mien donc je suis allé vérifier dans le garage...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mais je me suis trompé, il était toujours là, enchaîné, à réclamer à boire et à manger.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 410
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait on après avoir serré la main d'un lépreux?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "On la lui rend.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 411
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi New-York ne peut pas jouer aux échecs?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'il lui manque deux tours.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 412
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi Paris ne peut pas jouer aux échecs?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'il lui manque la Dame.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 413
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait un prêtre après avoir sodomisé un chauve?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il le repose dans son berceau.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 414
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi c'est plus long de faire un bonhomme de neige blonde?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'il faut vider la tête.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 415
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Combien faut il de blonde pour visser une ampoule?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une qui tien l'ampoule, et quatre qui font tourner la blonde.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 416
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Bon on joue au poker ou on s'encule?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Perso j'aime pas trop le poker alors...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 417
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Mon Chat est mort... Je voudrais tellement en avoir un autre pareil!",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mais qu'est-ce que tu ferais de deux chats morts?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 418
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est l'avantage d'être Chinois?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "De pouvoir acheter local n'importe où.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 419
|
|
|
+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que faisait les parents de Gilbert Montagne pour le punir?",
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+ "delivery": "Il déplaçaient les meubles",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 420
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment s'appelle la femelle du hamster?",
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+ "delivery": "Amsterdam",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 421
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment est mort capitaine Crochet?",
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+ "delivery": "En se grattant les couilles!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 422
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment nintendo ont fait leurs consoles?",
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+ "delivery": "Ils ont demandé à une déesse, puis à deux, puis à trois...",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 423
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
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+ "setup": "Que fait un cendrier devant un ascenseur?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il veut des cendres",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
|
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
|
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+ "id": 424
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit une noisette quand elle tombe à l'eau?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Je me noix!",
|
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
|
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
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|
+ "id": 425
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que faire lorsqu'on trouve un épileptique en crise dans une baignoire?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Ajouter de la lessive et y jeter son linge sale.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 426
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Papa, papa, j'aime pas grand mère...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Bein tu n'as qu'à la laisser sur le bord de l'assiette.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 427
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Maman, maman papa s'est pendu dans le jardin!",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Poisson d'avril! Il s'est pendu dans le grenier!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 428
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est vert et qui pue?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un scout mort au fond d'un bois.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 429
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "De quelle couleur sont tes yeux?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "#1292f4 et toi?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 430
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Il y a 10 types de gens dans le monde.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Ceux qui parlent binaire, et les autres.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 431
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait un développeur s'il veut se marier?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une fille en C",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 432
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Une blonde et une brune se jettent en bas d'un immeuble de dix étages. Laquelle atteint le sol en premier?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La brune, parce que la blonde s'est perdue en chemin.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 433
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour un chauve?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est d'avoir un cheveu sur la langue!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 434
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle t'on une innondation en Afrique?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un bol de Chocapic.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 435
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "À quoi sert Internet Explorer?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "À télécharger Google Chrome.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 436
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Tu sais pourquoi l'iPhone 6 se plie?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que l'Apple Store.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 437
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment on appelle un mec qui répare des tablettes Microsoft?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un technicien de surface.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 438
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi dit-on que les poissons travaillent illégalement?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils n'ont pas de FISH de paie.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 439
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le bar préféré des espagnols?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le bar Celone.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 440
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi est-ce que les vêtements sont toujours fatigués quand ils sortent de la machine?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils sont lessivés.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 441
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi est-ce que les livres ont-ils toujours chaud?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils ont une couverture",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 442
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est pire que de doigter sa sœur?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Y trouver l'alliance de son père.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 443
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qui chante le mieux lors d'une tempête?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Storm Maé",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 444
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est vert, rouge et qui va à 200 km/h?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une grenouille dans un mixeur.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 445
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que met un développeur sur sa voiture en hiver?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une bash.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 446
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Hier, j'ai espionné un pote pour savoir son MDP, après quelques coups d'oeil je le vois taper \"PÉNIS\"...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le PC l'a jugé \"Trop court\"...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 447
|
|
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle t'on un chat compressé?",
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+ "delivery": "Un Kitkat.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 448
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment réparer un téléphone tombé à l'eau?",
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+ "delivery": "Vous le recouvrez de riz dans une boîte hermétique puis laissez passer une nuit, pendant votre sommeil, de petits chinois, attirés par le riz, viendront réparer votre téléphone!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 449
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un cendrier et une théière?",
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+ "delivery": "Le cendrier c'est pour des cendres, la théière, c'est pour mon thé.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 450
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment avoir 1 million de followers en Afrique?",
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+ "delivery": "Suffit de courir avec une bouteille d'eau.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 451
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi les chinois ne croient pas au Père Noël?",
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+ "delivery": "Car c'est eux qui font les jouets.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 452
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un livre et un arabe?",
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+ "delivery": "Le livre a ses papiers.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 453
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Tous les signes astrologiques ont des cheveux!",
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+ "delivery": "Sauf le cancer...",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 454
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un bébé et un oignon?",
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+ "delivery": "Pour l'oignon j'ai pleuré quand je l'ai découpé",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 455
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un jour quelqu'un a dit à Inch d'aller à Marrakech...",
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+ "delivery": "Et Inch alla!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 456
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on une vache qui joue de la musique?",
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+ "delivery": "Une meeuhsiciene.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 457
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est mieux que de gagner une médaille d'or aux jeux paralympiques?",
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+ "delivery": "Marcher.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
|
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+ "id": 458
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Avec quoi fait-on sortir un bébé d'un mixeur?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Une paille.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
|
+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 459
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Monsieur et madame China ont un fils, comment s'appelle t-il?",
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+ "delivery": "Medhi",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
|
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 460
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi Mickael ouvre la porte?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que Jack-sonne!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 461
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "M et Mme Bombeurre ont un fils comment s'appelle t-il?",
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|
+ "delivery": "Jean",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
|
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
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+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 462
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on un crime qui a été commis dans la neige?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un ice cream!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 463
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Spiderman grimpe au dessus des murs, Superman vole au dessus...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Et musulman les explose!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 464
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Une blonde appelle son copain: \"Je n'arrive pas à démarrer la voiture!\"",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Je te l'ai déjà dis cent fois que, lorsque ce n'est pas moi qui conduit, tu dois te mettre à gauche!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 465
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi tous les magiciens sont blanc?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que la magie noir est interdite!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 466
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Ne faites pas l'amour dans votre jardin, l'amour est aveugle...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mais pas votre voisin.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 467
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un mec demande à son pote : \"Comment faire pour ne pas commettre les mêmes erreur que mes parents ?\"",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mets toujours un préservatif!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 468
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un femme dis à son mari : \"Je vais faire les courses, demain c'est l'anniversaire de ma mère, tu aurais une idée d'appareil électrique à lui offrir ?\"",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pourquoi pas une chaise?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 469
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "J'ai suivis deux régimes en même temps...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "J'mangeais pas assez avec un seul!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 470
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Le soir, un homme lis le journal et dit à sa femme : Dis c'est chaud quand même, une femme s'est faite baiser par 100 personnes, mais où va le monde ? Et sa femme répond : ",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Bah dans son cul.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 471
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Toto si je te donne 50 gâteaux et tu en manges 48 tu as donc?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mal au ventre!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 472
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les juifs sont-ils toujours propre?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils prennent des douches!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 473
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un catcheur et un développeur javascript?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le catcheur fait des techniques de catch et le développeur fait des .catch techniques",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 474
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un enfant cannibale reste toujours dans son coin. La maîtresse lui demande : \"Pourquoi ne joues-tu pas avec les autres enfants ?\"",
|
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+ "delivery": "Parce que mon père m'a dit de ne pas jouer avec la nourriture.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 475
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi Hulk a-t-il un beau jardin?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'il a la main verte.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 476
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un avaleur de sabres entre dans une mercerie : \"Bonjour, je voudrais des aiguilles.\", à cela elle répond: \"Ah, vous faites de la couture ?\"",
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+ "delivery": "Non, je fais un régime!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 477
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi rejoindre le côté obscure de la force?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils ont des masques et des respirateurs artificiels.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 478
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi est-ce que les fainéants n'ont pas de raison de ne rien faire?",
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+ "delivery": "Ils ont la flemme d'en trouver.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 479
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment un parachutiste aveugle sait-il qu'il va bientôt atterrir?",
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+ "delivery": "Lorsqu'il s'aperçoit y a du mou à la laisse de son chien.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 480
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Chéri, préfères-tu les femmes intelligentes ou belles?",
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+ "delivery": "Aucune, car je n'aime que toi.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 481
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle t-on une entreprise dirigée par une blonde?",
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+ "delivery": "Une Tarte-Up",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 482
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi trouve on beaucoup de célibataires à Dijon?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce que l'amour tarde.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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|
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+ "id": 483
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|
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la couleur de la grippe?",
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+ "delivery": "Gris pâle.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 484
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|
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que donne un mouton et un cochon qui s'accouplent?",
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+ "delivery": "De la Porcelaine.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
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|
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+ "sexist": false,
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|
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 485
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est tout rouge et qui tape à la vitre en hurlant?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Un bébé dans un micro-onde.",
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|
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+ "flags": {
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|
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
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+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 486
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la seule et unique différence entre un séducteur et un violeur?",
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|
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+ "delivery": "La Patience...",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
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+ "racist": false,
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|
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 487
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Si un rapeur nique sa mère, que fait un campeur?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Il monte sa tante!",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 488
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Une blonde téléphone à son copain : \"Chéri pourquoi t'as mis le nouveau poisson dans un bocal d'eau ?!\"",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il va se noyer!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
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+ "racist": false,
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|
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+ "sexist": false,
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|
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 489
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la saison préférée d'un grimpeur?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "L'hiver, car il pleut des cordes.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 490
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le rapport entre l'humour noir et l'eau?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Tout le monde n'en a pas!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 491
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Tu connais l'homme qui à 5 pénis?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Apparemment son slip lui va comme un gant.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 492
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi certain pigeons ne savent pas nager.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que les pigeons roucoules.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 493
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Une personne appelle la police pour leur dire que deux filles se battaient pour lui. La police lui demande donc quel est le problème.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le garçon répond : \"C'est la moche qui gagne!\"",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 494
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Comment un dev se met-il à jour?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il se met à l'apache.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 495
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Une requête NoSQL entre dans un bar, qu'est-ce qu'elle fait?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Elle repart, car il n'y a pas de table.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 496
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi des poissons n'arrivent pas à tenir leur entreprise?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils coulent.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 497
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un noir dans une salle noir?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Deux sales noir.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 498
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "4 arabes sont dans une voiture, la voiture saute dans l'eau que regrettes-tu?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Qu'il y en est pas plus.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 499
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment faire rentrer 60 juifs dans une voiture ? ",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "2 à l'avant 3 à l'arrière et le reste dans le cendrier.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 500
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait une biscotte tous les soir?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Elle va en biscotheque.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 501
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que mettent les souris pour aller danser?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Elles mettent du masque à rat.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
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+ "id": 502
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "\"J'apprends mes devoirs\", c'est à quel temps, Toto?",
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+ "delivery": "Du temps perdu Madame.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 503
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Des bombardements se succèdent. Où est allé le petit garçon qui se trouvait sur les lieux?",
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+ "delivery": "Partout",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 504
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Tu connais l'histoire du castré décapité?",
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+ "delivery": "C'est une histoire sans queue ni tête!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 505
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le sport le plus silencieux?",
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+ "delivery": "Le parachute",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 506
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Les maisons de retraite c'est comme Koh-Lanta...",
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+ "delivery": "À la fin il en restera qu'un.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 507
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
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+ "type": "twopart",
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|
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi le jeu Among US est-il autant joué par les filles?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'elles n'ont pas à se battre pour avoir le droit de vote.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 508
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment s'appelle le cul de la Schtroumpfette?",
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+ "delivery": "Le blu-ray.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 509
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un Gynécologue et un Pizzaiolo?",
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+ "delivery": "Ils peuvent tous les deux sentir ce qu'ils font, mais pas la bouffer!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 510
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
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+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
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|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la difference entre une Geox et George Floyd?",
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+ "delivery": "La Geox, elle respire.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 511
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
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+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi un Européen et un Asiatique ne peuvent pas cuisiner ensemble?",
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|
+ "delivery": "Parce que il y a toujours écrit de séparer les blancs et les jaunes.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
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|
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+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 512
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit Marine Le Pen au Capitaine du Bateau sur lequel elle navigue?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La meilleure méthode c'est de naviguer à contre Coran!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 513
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Un arabe s'embrouille avec un Francais. Ce dernier lui dit \"Occupe toi de tes affaires!\".",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Le Français repond alors \"Bah rend les moi!\".",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 514
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi un aveugle tutoie?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'il ne vous vois pas.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 515
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les pédophiles adorent Halloween?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que c'est livraison à domicile ce jour-là.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 516
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre ma femme et mon cancer.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mon cancer, je ne l'ai toujours pas battu.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 517
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Les blagues sur Georges Floyd sont...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "...à couper le souffle.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 518
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Si 1000 vaches ont le covid",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Peut-on dire qu'il y a Milka?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 519
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel president bande 2 fois le matin?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Charles de Gaulle",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 520
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Le ricard, c'est comme un tsunami...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Plus y a d'eau, moins y a de jaune.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 521
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Melon et Melèche mangent une glace",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Melon prend le cornet et Melèche les boules.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 522
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les suppositoires sont-ils toujours fatigués?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils ont la tête dans le cul.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 523
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Avant j'étais schizophrène...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Maintenant, nous allons mieux!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 524
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui rentre dur et sec et qui ressort mou et mouillé?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un chewing-gum.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 525
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les poulets ont des ailes alors qu'ils ne volent pas?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Et pourquoi les arabes n'ont pas d'ailes alors qu'ils volent?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 526
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "J'aimerais mourir comme mon grand-père : dans son sommeil",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pas en hurlant comme tous les passagers du bus qu'il conduisait.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 527
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un oiseau migrateur?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un oiseau qui se gratte que d'un côté.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 528
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour un sous-marin?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une journée porte ouverte.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 529
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi ceux qui votent Trump ne font pas de programmation?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Car une erreur \"403: Forbidden\" arrive vite.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 530
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Deux arabes sont dans une voiture, qui conduit?",
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+ "delivery": "La police.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 531
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi dit-on que les bretons sont tous frères et sœurs?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils n'ont Quimper.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 532
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que se passe-t-il quand 2 poissons s'énervent?",
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+ "delivery": "Le thon monte.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 533
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Deux putes sont dans un ascenseur, l'une dit \"Tiens sa sens le sperme ?\"",
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+ "delivery": "L'autre répond : Désolé j'ai roté.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 534
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre une vitre et un soldat?",
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+ "delivery": "On y voit à travers.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 535
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est bleu et qui déscent?",
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+ "delivery": "L'OM dans le classement.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 536
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un chat dans un cirque?",
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+ "delivery": "Un chatpiteau.",
|
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 537
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qui est la mamie la plus forte au monde?",
|
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+ "delivery": "Mamitraillette.",
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 538
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est vert et qui pousse au fond du jardin?",
|
|
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+ "delivery": "Un extraterrestre qui fait caca!",
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|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
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|
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 539
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi faut-il toujours écouter Jesus?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que lui au moins il est fixé.",
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|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 540
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le réseau social où tout le monde se prend la tête?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Discord",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 541
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit Jeanne d'Arc sur le bucher?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Vous ne m'avez pas crut vous m'avez cuite!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 542
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Jean d'Arc est sur le bucher et dit: \"Je veux descendre!\"",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le peuple lui répond: \"T'inquiète pas, tu vas en avoir!\"",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 543
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quand est-ce qu'arrive un bœuf chez le bouché?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Tard-Tard.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 544
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une étoile filante ? ",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un juif qui court.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 545
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "J'avais une blague sur les Portugais.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mais ce n'était pas très constructif.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 546
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel hôtel est le plus étoilé ? ",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Auschwitz",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 547
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "J'avais une blague sur les orphelins.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mais j'ai décidé de l'abandonner...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 548
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "L'avortement c'est...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Du spawnkill!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 549
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les orphelins aiment les boomerangs?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'eux, au moins, ils reviennent.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 550
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est l'iPhone que les orphelins détestent le plus?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "L'iPhone X, le bouton home a été supprimé.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 551
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce que 30 noirs et 28 blancs?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un code barre.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 552
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": " C'est l'histoire d'une carotte qui veut se suicider. Elle n'y arrive pas et dit :",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Oh, zut! C'est rappé!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 553
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les douches ont-elles 11 petits trous?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Car les juifs n'ont que 10 doigts.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 554
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment s'appelle la fille de monsieur et madame Orak?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Elle s'appelle Anne Orak.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 555
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment s'appelle la fille de monsieur et madame Télavion?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Elle s'appelle Tara Télavion.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 556
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment s'appelle le fils de Monsieur et Madame Dipleu?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il s'appelle Homer Dipleu.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 557
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait un développeur qui a froid?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il met une C-Sharp.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 558
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la monnaie des poissons?",
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+ "delivery": "Les sous-marins.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 559
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Je pense qu'il faut désinstaller et réinstaller 2020.",
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+ "delivery": "Je pense qu'il y a un virus.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 560
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "C'est quoi un chat dans l'espace?",
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+ "delivery": "Un chatellite.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 561
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Tu sais pourquoi l'iPhone 6 se plie?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce que l'apple store.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 562
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que dit une mère à son fils geek quand le diner est servi?",
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+ "delivery": "Alt + Tab",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 563
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le logiciel qui fait le plus crash Windows?",
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+ "delivery": "Windows Update",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 564
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Fais pas ton Kennedy!",
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+ "delivery": "Te laisse pas abattre!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 565
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Les crevettes c'est pas cher.",
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+ "delivery": "Mais les Omar Sy.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 566
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le nombre préféré des vampires?",
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+ "delivery": "109, car sang neuf.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
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|
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+ "id": 567
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les développeurs n'aiment-ils pas 2020?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Car il y a la co vide.",
|
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 568
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la déesse du Wi-Fi?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La déesse L.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
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+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 569
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'obtient-on lorsqu'un chou se fait mal et que son sang sèche?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une choucroute!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 570
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que disent deux fesses dans une pirogue?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Dis donc, ça commence à ramer du cul là non?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 571
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Un dromadaire ne travaille pas!",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il bosse!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 572
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi est-ce difficile de rompre avec une copine Japonaise?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Tu dois larguer deux bombes avant qu'elle comprenne.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 573
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Maman, maman pourquoi tu gémis?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Tais toi et lèche!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 574
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un enfant africain et une fleur?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Ils ont besoin d'eau pendant une semaine et après ils meurent.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 575
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est l'activité préférée d'un électricien?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Branler un poteau pour voir s'il a du jus.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 576
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "À quoi reconnaît-on le slip de Dark Vador?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "À son côté obscur.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 577
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "C'est l'histoire du client qui achète un tableau au peintre.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le peintre lui dit: Cette affaire, j'y ai consacré dix ans de ma vie! 2 jours pour la peindre et le reste pour la vendre!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 578
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les femmes se maquillent et se parfument?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'elles sont moches et qu'elles puent.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 579
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre les bières et les chasseurs?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Les bières, on arrive à en faire sans alcool.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 580
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui a 2 branches mais pas de feuilles?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Des lunettes.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 581
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Le sexe c'est l'inverse des maths.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Plus c'est dur et mieux ça rentre.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 582
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre les maths et le sexe?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Plus il y a d'inconnues, plus c'est chaud!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 583
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un juif et une patate?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La patate ne crie pas quand on la brûle.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 584
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un grain de riz dans un lavabo?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le vomi d'un Somalien",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 585
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un enfant de chœur encore puceau?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un enfant qui court plus vite que le prêtre.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 586
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "À quel moment l'acné devient-elle critique?",
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+ "delivery": "Quand les aveugles commencent à lire sur ton visage.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 587
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence à connaître entre E.T. l'extra-terrestre et un arabe?",
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+ "delivery": "E.T. lui, a compris qu'il fallait rentrer à la maison!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 588
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que fais-tu quand tu vois un arabe sur un scooter?",
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+ "delivery": "Tu le poursuis car c'est probablement le tiens.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 589
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Papa! Pourquoi mamie court en zigzag?",
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+ "delivery": "Ta gueule p'tit con, et passe-moi les cartouches!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 590
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle t'on les chiens saucisses en chine?",
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+ "delivery": "Des hots-dogs.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 591
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le comble de Johnny Hallyday?",
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+ "delivery": "Il va toujours vendre décédé.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 592
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "C'est un petit garçon qui dit à sa grand-mère :",
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+ "delivery": "Mamie ? Tu ne trouves pas que ça sent mauvais ici ? On dirait une odeur de cadavre! Heu mamie ? Tu m'entends mamie?",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 593
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment fait-on descendre sa belle-mère d'un arbre?",
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+ "delivery": "En coupant la corde.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 594
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Une petite fille se plaint auprès de sa mère: Maman! Mamie m'a mordue!",
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|
+ "delivery": "- C'est bien fait! Je t'avais pourtant prévenue de ne pas t'approcher de sa cage!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 595
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est le plus compliqué pour un policier juif noir et gay?",
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|
+ "delivery": "La discrimination.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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|
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+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 596
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Dans le métro, une femme sent qu'un homme lui met la main sur la cuisse. Elle se retourne et lui dit : - Vous ne pourriez pas mettre votre main ailleurs?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "- J'y ai pensé, mais je n'osais pas...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 597
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "- Maman, je suis juif ou arabe ? - Je suis Algérienne et ton père est juif, donc les deux, pourquoi?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il y a un scooter là-bas, et j'hésite entre le voler ou le vendre.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
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+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 598
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Hier, j'ai vu quatre hommes cagoulés agresser mon ex, je me suis demandé si je devais aider.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mais je me suis dit qu'ils étaient assez à quatre.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 599
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Le jour de sa mort, Kennedy s'est dit qu'il était bon de sortir en voiture.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Car ça permet de se vider la tête.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 600
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est passé par la tête de John Fitzgerald Kennedy le 22 novembre 1963?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une balle de sniper!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 601
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Je me rappellerai toujours des derniers mots de mon grand-père...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Arrête de bouger l'échelle!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 602
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qui a inventé le triathlon?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Les Arabes, ils vont à la piscine à pied et reviennent en vélo.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 603
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "En Normandie, quand il y a de la moule...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "On a la frite.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 604
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le gâteau préféré de Brigitte Macron?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le petit écolier.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 605
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le fromage préféré d'Emmanuel Macron?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Le président.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 606
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit une vache lors d'un braquage?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Que perzonne ne bouze!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 607
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel aliment n'est pas un steak?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une pastèque...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 608
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi Mickey Mouse?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce-que Mario Bros.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 609
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel animal peut voir l'avenir?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La poule de cristal.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 610
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "La corse, c'est comme une orange",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est mieux sans l'écorce.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 611
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est l'eau la plus gazeuse?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "L'eau chvitz.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 612
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est l'endroit le plus peuplé d'Ethiopie?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Ça dépend le sens du vent.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 613
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une rousse pas très intelligente?",
|
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+ "delivery": "Une blonde teinté en rousse.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 614
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la pile la plus compliqué à vendre?",
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+ "delivery": "Une pile Duracell.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 615
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Une notice me disait: Nécessite windows xp ou mieux.",
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+ "delivery": "J'ai donc installer linux.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 616
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "À quoi à servi Donald Trump?",
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+ "delivery": "À créer des memes.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 617
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le furur de ronfler?",
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+ "delivery": "Dormir.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 618
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "J'ai plongé mon voisin, sa femme et ses enfants dans du métal en fusion...",
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+ "delivery": "Ma mère m'a toujours dit qu'il fallait que je fonde une famille.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 619
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un homme dans la rue m'a demandé si j'avais une pièce pour manger.",
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+ "delivery": "Je lui ai répondu que oui et que ça s'appelait une salle à manger.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 620
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Le point commun entre une naissance et une biscotte?",
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+ "delivery": "Quand c'est noir, c'est raté!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 621
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Vous connaissez la blague avec les noirs qui se font renverser par une voiture?",
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+ "delivery": "Moi non, mais le début de l'histoire commence bien.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 622
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "D'où vient l'expression dur à cuir?",
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+ "delivery": "De la seconde guerre mondiale, pour parler des juifs rebels.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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|
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+ "id": 623
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Pour quelle raison les retraités adorent les bains de boues?",
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+ "delivery": "Car ils s'habituent au goût de la terre.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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|
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+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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|
+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 624
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre les noirs et la crème?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est meilleur quand c'est fouetté!",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 625
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "C'est quoi un roux sur un vélo?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Un tricycle.",
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|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
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|
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+ "sexist": false,
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|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 626
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre une part de pizza et une prostituée?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "La pizza, tu as le choix d'avoir des champignons.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 627
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Méfiez vous de l'oiseau sur le lac :",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est peut-être un mauvais cygne!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 628
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une piscine remplie d'handicapés?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une soupe aux légumes.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 629
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Papa c'est vrai que tu ne m'aimes pas?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mais non fiston, tiens prends ton ballon et vas jouer sur l'autoroute!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 630
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Guillaume enlève tes doigts du nez de grand-père! Guillaume, laisse grand-père tranquille!",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Guillaume, dernier avertissement, arrête ou je referme le cercueil.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 631
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les parachutistes sont-il célibataires?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils se font larguer!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 632
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une tranche de jambon sur un vélo?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un anti-vol.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 633
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "La connerie se cultive.",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "J'en connais plein qui ont la main verte.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 634
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "J'ai vu un hibou se blesser une patte.",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Maintenant hibouette.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 635
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Tu veux connaître mon coin à champignons?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est Tinder!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 636
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait un développeur quand il est triste?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il se console.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 637
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Sais-tu pourquoi je ne regarde jamais de porno?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que je suis de l'autre côté de la caméra.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 638
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi la moustache de Hitler était si populaire pendant la Seconde Guerre mondiale?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Car elle faisait Führer.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 639
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Proverbe africain : Quand moustique se poser sur testicules.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Toi comprendre que violence pas toujours solution.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 640
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on un duel entre une carotte et un petit pois?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un Bonduelle.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
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+ "id": 641
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le style musical préféré des chimistes?",
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+ "delivery": "Le blouse.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 642
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un spermatozoïde avec une valise?",
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+ "delivery": "Un représentant de mes couilles.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 643
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un Noir avec un bâton dans l'cul?",
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+ "delivery": "Une glace Magnum.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 644
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "C'est quoi une blonde conne?",
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+ "delivery": "Bah une blonde tout ce qu'il y a de plus normal.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 645
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Où vont les juifs un lendemain de cuite?",
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+ "delivery": "Dans le cendrier.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 646
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
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+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Je peux tourner sans bouger. Qui suis-je?",
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+ "delivery": "Le Lait.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 647
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est jaune et qui attend?",
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|
+ "delivery": "Un juif sur un quai de gare.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 648
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un noir entre deux poubelles?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Une photo de famille.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 649
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Peut-on prendre un bain quand on a la diarrhée?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Oui, si on en a assez.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 650
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le chanteur préféré des développeurs?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Michael Json",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 651
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre une bouteille de champagne et un épileptique?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Quand tu secoues ça mousse.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 652
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est l'endroit le moins vu de stackoverflow?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La page d'accueil.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 653
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment s'appelle un agent secret qui regarde un porno?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "James Band",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 654
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi tu vas toujours aux toilettes avec du pain?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est pour donner à manger à Canard W-C.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 655
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "C'est l'histoire d'un têtard. Il croyait qu'il était tôt.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Alors qu'il est têtard.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 656
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on un lapin sourd?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "LAAAAAAPIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 657
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi faut-il enlever ses lunettes avant un alcootest?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Ca fait 2 verres en moins.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 658
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quand fête-t-on la journée des fumeurs?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le 1er Juin",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 659
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre les voitures et les ordinateurs?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Les mauvais pilotes sont problématiques.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 660
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "J'ai essayé d'apprendre à coder à mon neveu de 8 ans...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il a compris le truc, 2 minutes plus tard il était déjà en train de crier et de frapper le clavier!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 661
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Ma copine m'a larguée après avoir donné son nom à une classe.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Elle avait l'impression que je la traitais comme un objet.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 662
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment les développeur se débarrassent des fantômes?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "En effectuant un XOR-cisme.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 663
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Si Javascript avais un fils, comment s'appellerait-il?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Json",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 664
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est l'animal totem du scrum-master?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La Jiraffe",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 665
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un gars tente de draguer une fille, en boîte : On échange nos numéros?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Non, j'aime beaucoup le miens, merci!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 666
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre une sorcière, une femme de ménage et une personne coincée?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "L'emplacement du balai!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 667
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la déesse d'internet?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La déesse L",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 668
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": " Purée fait chi#r, j'ai un problème avec mon téléphone.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il manque juste ton numéro.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
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+ "id": 669
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un homme intelligent, beau et sensible?",
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+ "delivery": "Une rumeur",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 670
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un homme et un bébé?",
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+ "delivery": "Le bébé au moins on peut le laisser seul avec la baby-sitter.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 671
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle t'on un lion qui se rebelle?",
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+ "delivery": "Une rébellion",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 672
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on un squelette qui parle?",
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+ "delivery": "Un os parleur",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
|
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+ "political": false,
|
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 673
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est la différence entre une blonde et un miroir?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le miroir réfléchit.",
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
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+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 674
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit un Japonais qui a loupé son car?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Karaté!!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
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|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 675
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que disent des arbres quand ils vont en boite de nuit?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Laquelle je vais brancher ce soir?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 676
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "L'autre jour, j'ai raconté une blague à mes vêtements.",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Ils étaient pliés.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 677
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quels sont les animaux qu'on retrouve en grand nombre dans la montagne?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Les chats laids.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 678
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Vous savez pourquoi Valbuena rigole quand il joue au foot?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que l'herbe lui chatouille les couilles!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 679
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on le fait de se retrouver coincé entre Marine et Jean-Marie?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une double Pen.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 680
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Dit moi des chose sales!",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La cuisine, la salle de bain...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 681
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qui a inventé le sous-marin?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Les Français en essayant de construire un bateaux!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 682
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le légume les plus alcoolique?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "L'épinard",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 683
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre une échelle et un pistolet?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "L'échelle sert à monter et le pistolet sert à descendre.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 684
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment surprendre un aveugle?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Vous laissez la ventouse dans les toilettes.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 685
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "À quoi sert le dégivrage arrière d'une voiture?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "À ne pas se geler les mains quand on la pousse!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 686
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est l'animal le plus chanceux?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le hibou puisque sa femme et chouette.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 687
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi Hulk ne peut pas avoir d'enfant?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'il deviendrait un père vert",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 688
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre la science et les femmes?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Je leur ai fait don de mon corps.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 689
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment faire pour oublier une ex?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "On prend un tipp-ex.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 690
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est vert et qui se déplace sous l'eau?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un choux marin.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 691
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre l'intelligence et un parachute?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Aucune. Quand on n'en a pas, on s'écrase.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 692
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est rose, fait 5 cm, 15 cm déplié et qui fait rêver toutes les filles de 18 ans?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le permis de conduire.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 693
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui est long et dur et que les femmes n'ont pas?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le service militaire.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 694
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on un mouton sans jambes?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un nuage.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 695
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelles sont les hommes qui n'ont pas peur des pickpockets?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Les nudistes.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 696
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi met-on une selle sur un cheval?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'il si on la met dessous, elle tombe.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 697
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Vous savez pourquoi les pets puent?",
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+ "delivery": "Pour que les sourds en profitent!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 698
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pour un chasseur, qu'elle est la différence entre son chien et sa femme?",
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+ "delivery": "Le prix du collier.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 699
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "D'où viennent les gens les plus dangereux?",
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+ "delivery": "D'Angers",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 700
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Deux chèvres Babi et Baba sont dans une barque. Baba tombe à l'eau. Que se passe t'il?",
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+ "delivery": "Babybel",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 701
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que demande un footballeur à son coiffeur?",
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+ "delivery": "La coupe du monde.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 702
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Où part un homme invisible en vacances?",
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+ "delivery": "Chez ses transparents.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 703
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi certains poissons vivent dans l'eau salée?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce l'eau poivrée les fait éternuer.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 704
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un sous-marin se heurte à un poisson rouge qui venait de sa gauche. Qui est en tort?",
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+ "delivery": "Le sous-marin, parce qu'il n'avait rien à faire dans un bocal de poisson rouge!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 705
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une luciole qui a pris du viagra?",
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+ "delivery": "Un néon!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 706
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Tu veux que je te raconte une blague à l'envers?",
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|
+ "delivery": "Alors commence par rire.",
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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|
+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 707
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Deux œufs discutent : Pourquoi t'es tout vert et aussi poilu?",
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|
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+ "delivery": "Parce que j'suis un kiwi connard.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 708
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "C'est 2 grains de sable qui arrivent à la plage.",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Putain, c'est blindé aujourd'hui...",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 709
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "2 cacas vont à la guerre et rencontrent une diarrhée: Je peux venir?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Non. La guerre, c'est pour les durs!",
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+ "flags": {
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|
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
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|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 710
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "2 mouches discutent sur un caca de chien: J'ai une de ces envies de péter moi.",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Grosse dégueulasse, on est à table!",
|
|
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+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 711
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Un éléphant croise un homme sur une plage nudiste. Qu'est-ce que l'éléphant dit?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Et! C'est avec ça que tu manges?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 712
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit un hérisson qui se cogne à un cactus?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Maman!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 713
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Deux lions discutent: Allez, avoue que tu es amoureux!",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Arrête, tu vas me faire rugir!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 714
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit une banane malade à ses camarades qui ont aussi chopé le virus?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "On va tous mûrir!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 715
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on des gars dépourvus de testicules qui se battent?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un combat sanglant.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 716
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un jeune homme demande à son boucher: Bonjour Monsieur, je voudrais la main de votre fille!",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "D'accord, avec ou sans os?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 717
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Au lit, un homme dit tendrement à sa femme : J'aimerais bien mettre mon zizi dans ton oreille.",
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|
+ "delivery": "D'accord, mais fais gaffe à ce que je ne devienne pas sourde. Y'a pas de danger : depuis 30 ans je te le mets dans la bouche, et jamais tu ne l'as fermée.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 718
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "2 paysannes ramassent des patates. La première en saisit deux grosses pleines de terre et dit à l'autre :",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Vindiou! Elles sont comme les couilles de mon mari! Aussi grosses ? Non, aussi sales!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 719
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un vieux et un zizi?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "T'as pas besoin de secouer le vieux pour qu'il bave.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 720
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un homme au réveil et un élastique?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Eh bien il s'étire, il s'étire, il s'étire, et il pète!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 721
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on le nombril d'un obèse?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un trou noir.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 722
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un macho et un pêcheur?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le macho ne se vantera jamais d'en avoir attrapé une grosse.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 723
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le moyen de contraception le plus sûr au monde?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Etre grosse et moche.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 724
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre tomber du 1er ou du 10ème étage?",
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+ "delivery": "Tomber du 1er : PAF! Ahhhhh! Tomber du 10ème : Ahhhhh! PAF!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 725
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi les hommes ont-ils toujours les jambes écartées lorsqu'ils sont assis?",
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+ "delivery": "Pour aérer leur cerveau.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 726
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un prof et des hémorroïdes?",
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+ "delivery": "Les deux sortent du corps enseignant.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 727
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le comble du boulanger?",
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+ "delivery": "Plus il a de la brioche, moins on voit sa baguette.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 728
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un 69 et le brouillard?",
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+ "delivery": "Dans le brouillard, on ne voit pas le trou du cul qui est devant...",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 729
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qui a deux pattes et qui saigne?",
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+ "delivery": "Un demi-chien...",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 730
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la liste la plus douce?",
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+ "delivery": "La to do list",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 731
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Que fait un hibou après une piqûre de guêpe?",
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|
+ "delivery": "Hiboursoufle",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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|
+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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|
+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 732
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un nordiste sans frères et soeurs?",
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+ "delivery": "Un malheureux",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
|
+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 733
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Un sanglier croise un cochon et lui dit :",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Alors, ça va mieux ta chimio?",
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|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 734
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une jambe sur un trottoir?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un lépreux qui a marché sur un chewing-gum.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 735
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi la Saint-Valentin est-elle davantage fêtée dans le Nord?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que ça se fête en famille.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 736
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Que provoque la chute de neige?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La chute des vieux.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 737
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Combien de bébés faut-il pour peindre un mur?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Tout dépend de la force du jet.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 738
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les blondes frappent-elles le pain contre le mur?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour casser la croûte!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 739
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi une blonde court-elle après un cochon avec une hache?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour se faire une tirelire!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 740
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment un blonde fait-elle pour mettre du texte en italique dans Word?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Elle penche l'écran.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 741
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les blondes mettent-elles de l'eau sur leur clavier?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour surfer sur Internet.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 742
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment meurt le neurone d'une blonde?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Seul...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 743
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi une blonde saute-t-elle dans une flaque à pieds joints?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour avoir de l'eau plate.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 744
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est l'activité préférée d'une blonde?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le cerveau lent!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 745
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment une blonde fait-elle pour faire un double de ses clefs?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Elle les photocopie.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 746
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment une blonde éteint la lumière le soir?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "En fermant les yeux.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 747
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi une blonde danse-t-elle devant un feu tricolore?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu elle se croit en boîte de nuit.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 748
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une blonde avec un cerveau?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une espèce en voie de disparition.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 749
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les blondes n'aiment-elles pas les ordinateurs?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il n'y a pas de télécommande pour changer de chaîne.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 750
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que fait une blonde pour se connecter à internet par CPL?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Elle met ses doigts dans la prise de téléphone.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 751
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un ordinateur et une blonde?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "L'ordinateur a de la mémoire, lui.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 752
|
|
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment fait une blonde pour éviter que son ordinateur n'attrape un virus?",
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+ "delivery": "Elle l'entoure d'un préservatif!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 753
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment fait une blonde pour savoir si on lui a envoyé un e-mail?",
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+ "delivery": "Elle va voir dans sa boîte aux lettres!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 754
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce que la chevalerie?",
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+ "delivery": "C'est pas là où on range les chevaux?",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 755
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": " Comment appelle-t-on un enfant qui tue son père et ça mère?",
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+ "delivery": "Un orphelin.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 756
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quand je fais du judo avec mes gosses, c'est comme à la maison :",
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+ "delivery": "Je les bats avec ma ceinture noire.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 757
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Si mon futur oncle devient le 4ème Reich comment je l'appelerai?",
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+ "delivery": "Le für-oncle.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 758
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi les décapités deviennent t'ils toujours fous?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils perdent la tête!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 759
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quesqu'il ne faut jamais faire dans un orphelinat?",
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+ "delivery": "Chanter Papaoutai.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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|
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+ "id": 760
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un jour mon père m'a dit qu'il m'exploserai la tête contre mon clavier si je disait qu'il était raciste.",
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+ "delivery": "hjnfgkskzsa",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 761
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Comment on appelle les femmes des terroristes?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Des bombes sexuelles.",
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|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
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|
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+ "racist": false,
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|
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+ "sexist": false,
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|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 762
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "C'est quoi le point commun entre un cheval qui tire un carrosse et des esclaves?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "On met un bon coup de fouet et ça repart.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
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+ "racist": false,
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|
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+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 763
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les juifs ne peuvent pas être meunier?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Car ils ne peuvent pas être au four et au moulin.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 764
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi Marine Le Pen ne s'épile que les poils blancs de son cul?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour mettre les noirs dans la merde.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 765
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "A quoi à servit Hitler?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Aryen.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 766
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle fût la profession de Kennedy après son mandat de président?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Ramasseur de balles.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 767
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un enfant de chœur catholique et un enfant djihadiste?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "L'enfant djihadiste se fait sauter qu'une seule fois.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 768
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi un groupe de juifs rentrent déçu chez eux ? ",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils ont raté leur train.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 769
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce que Mickael Jackson vend encore?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Bah des CD!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 770
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Vous savez comment on convertit de l'argent africain en argent européen?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Non ? Eh bien on fait du blanchiment d'argent!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 771
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Monsieur le Curé, je peux rejoindre mes parents?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "D'accord mais remonte ton slip avant.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 772
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit un chihuahua japonais pour dire bonjour?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Konichihuahua.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 773
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Papa, c'est quoi l'humour noir ? Le père répond : \"Demandes à ta mère!\"",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mais... Maman est morte!",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 774
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "A quelle fête vend-on le plus de rasoirs au Portugal?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "A la fête des mères.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 775
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un tétraplégique en train de nager?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une planche de surf.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 776
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre le Pape et ton père?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Tu n'iras jamais au paradis si tu suces ton père.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 777
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle t-on une fleur qui prend sa graine à moitié?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une migraine.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 778
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi ne faut-il jamais raconter d'histoires drôles à un ballon?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'il pourrait éclater de rire!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 779
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "A combien rouliez-vous ?, demande le gendarme.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "A deux seulement, mais si vous voulez monter, il reste de la place!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 780
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qui faudrait-il appeler pour déblayer les trottoirs?",
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+ "delivery": "La reine déneige.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 781
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on le vent le plus apprécié en été?",
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+ "delivery": "Le vent Tilo.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 782
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour un marin?",
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+ "delivery": "Avoir le nez qui coule!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 783
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que dit un oignon quand il se cogne?",
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+ "delivery": "Aïe...",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 784
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi le football c'est rigolo?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce que Thierry en rit.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 785
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le sport le plus fruité?",
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+ "delivery": "La boxe, parce que tu te prends des pêches dans la poire et tu tombes dans les pommes.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 786
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce que les enfants usent le plus à l'école?",
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+ "delivery": "Le professeur!",
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|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
|
|
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 787
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Sur quel métier les chiens peuvent-ils exercer?",
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|
+ "delivery": "Electrichien!",
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|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
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|
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 788
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un pêcheur et un mannequin?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Ils surveillent leur ligne!",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 789
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quels sont les animaux qui sont souvent fatigués?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le dodo et le paresseux!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 790
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est l'animal le plus à la mode?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La taupe modèle!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 791
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une carotte au milieu d'une flaque d'eau?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un bonhomme de neige... Au printemps!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 792
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi faut-il se méfier des sirènes au volant?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'elles font des queues de poisson!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 793
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quand les abeilles font-elles l'amour?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Dare dare!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 794
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel animal est sourd?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le crapaud, car il fait coâ, coâ!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 795
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la ressemblance entre un facteur et un jongleur?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Tous deux ont besoin de beaucoup d'adresse.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 796
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit un vitrier à son fils pour qu'il soit sage?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Tiens-toi à carreaux si tu veux une glace!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 797
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que disent les plongeurs au nouvel an?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Bonne Apnée.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 798
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment reconnaît-on un idiot dans un magasin de chaussures?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est celui qui essaie les boites.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 799
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle était la déesse qui énervait le plus Jupiter?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est Minerve parce qu'elle Minerve, celle-là!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 800
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un pâtissier et un ciel orageux?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Tous les deux font des éclairs.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 801
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le plat préféré des opticiens?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Les lentilles!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 802
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est l'animal le plus malheureux?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le taureau, parce que sa femme est vache.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 803
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel avis peut-on donner à un marin?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un avis rond.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 804
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Où trouve-t-on des chats marrants?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Dans les livres. Parce qu'on y trouve des chats pitres.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 805
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les Anglais n'aiment-ils pas les grenouilles?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'elles font le thé tard!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 806
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel chars d'assaut permet de construire et non de détruire?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le chars Pentier!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 807
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "As-tu déjà fais la guerre ? Non?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Ben alors pourquoi as-tu un trou de balle?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 808
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Dans un hôpital, deux fous jouent aux cartes. Soudain, une infirmière arrive avec une seringue. L'un des deux fous s'écrie :",
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+ "delivery": "Tiens, voilà la dame de pique!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 809
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Deux ouvriers vont travailler sur la Tour Eiffel. Soudin ils s'aperçoivent qu'ils ont oublié leur mètre. A quelle hauteur sont-ils?",
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+ "delivery": "Ils sont à deux sans mètre!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 810
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un professeur et un thermomètre?",
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+ "delivery": "On tremble quand ils marquent zéro!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 811
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Docteur j'ai mal à l'œil gauche quand je bois mon café. Pourquoi?",
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+ "delivery": "Normal, essayez d'enlever la cuillère de la tasse.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 812
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un homme est arrêté pour vol de voiture. Des années plus tard, il est libéré...",
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+ "delivery": "Pour bonne conduite!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 813
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Deux ballons discutent : Si on allait s'éclater ? dit l'un.",
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+ "delivery": "T'es pas un peu gonflé ? lui répond l'autre.",
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
|
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 814
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la capitale de l'île de Tamalou?",
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+ "delivery": "Gébobola!",
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|
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+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 815
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on un chat tombé dans un pot de peinture le jour de Noël?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Un chat-peint de Noël!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 816
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Maman, c'est quoi de la lingerie coquine?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "De la hot couture!",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 817
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que trouve t-on à l'intérieur d'un nez bien propre?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Des empreintes digitales...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 818
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est l'animal qui a le plus de dents?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La petite souris!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 819
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit un sapin de Noël qui arrive en retard le soir du réveillon?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Je vais encore me faire enguirlander!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 820
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit la sorcière à son mari quand elle trouve une chose très facile à faire?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Ce n'est pas sorcier!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 821
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "C'est deux savons qui se rencontre. Tiens ta maigri depuis la dernière fois, comment t'a fait?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "J'ai pris un bain.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 822
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Un iceberg vient d'être papa. Comment l'annonce-t-il à ses amis?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est un petit glaçon.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 823
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Deux gars sont au camping, l'un dit:",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "On va dormir ça te tente?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 824
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Bonjour, je m'appelle Teuse.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "En chantier!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 825
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "C'est l'histoire d'un cannibale qui veut manger son meilleur ami. Il ne sait pas comment s'y prendre alors sa femme lui dit :",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Tu n'as qu'à mettre ton pote au feu.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 826
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le coquillage le moins lourd?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La palourde.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 827
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la ville la plus vieille du monde?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La ville de Milan.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 828
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le fruit préféré des militaires?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La grenade.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 829
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Connais-tu l'histoire de l'homme qui habitait juste en face du cimetière?",
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|
+ "delivery": "Eh bien, maintenant, il habite en face de chez-lui!",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 830
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Deux chiens dans la rue: Regarde, un nouveau lampadaire!",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Génial, on va arroser ça!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 831
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que ne faut-il jamais dire à un antiquaire?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Alors, quoi de neuf?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 832
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Vous connaissez l'histoire du Neutron qui est passé en jugement au tribunal?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Aucune charge n'a pu être retenue contre lui!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 833
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la ville la plus proche de l'eau?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Bordeaux",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 834
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la blague à deux balles?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pan Pan!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 835
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Une patate dit à l'autre : Ouais on va se faire griller à la plage!",
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+ "delivery": "L'autre : Chips alors!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 836
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi les sorcières ne portent-elles jamais de culottes?",
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+ "delivery": "Pour avoir une meilleure adhérence avec le balai...",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 837
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le repas préféré de Dracula?",
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+ "delivery": "Le croc monsieur!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 838
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pour un cannibale, une femme enceinte c'est quoi?",
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+ "delivery": "Un Kinder Surprise.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 839
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Vous saviez que les girafes n'existent pas?",
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+ "delivery": "C'est un cou monté!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 840
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "T'as vu Monte-Carlo?",
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+ "delivery": "Nan j'ai vu personne monter.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 841
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "L'examinateur demande à un étudiant en médecine : Quels sont les os du crâne?",
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+ "delivery": "Je ne les ai pas tous en tête...!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 842
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que dit un hibou à sa femme le jour de l'an?",
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+ "delivery": "Je te chouette une bonne année!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 843
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le pays où les habitants sont les plus riches?",
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+ "delivery": "La République Chèque.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 844
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que fait un DJ sur une patinoire?",
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+ "delivery": "Il platine.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 845
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle-on un parking pour les musulmans?",
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+ "delivery": "Un parking halal.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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|
+ "safe": true,
|
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+ "id": 846
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Où se retrouvent les musulmans pour danser?",
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+ "delivery": "Au bal mosquée.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
|
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|
+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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|
+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 847
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Une fillette est retrouvée égorgée dans la rue… L'enquêteur questionne le légiste : Elle a été violée?",
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|
+ "delivery": "Non pas encore, j'attendais votre autorisation.",
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+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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|
+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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|
+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 848
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Une fille à son frère : Tu sais que tu fais l'amour beaucoup mieux que papa?",
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|
+ "delivery": "Je sais, maman me l'a déjà dit...",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
+ "political": false,
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|
+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
+ "explicit": false
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|
+ },
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|
+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 849
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "C'est une femme qui rentre à la maison et dit à son mari : Il faut renvoyer le chauffeur, ça fait deux fois qu'il essaye de me tuer!",
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|
+ "delivery": "Laisse lui encore une chance. Répond le mari.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
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|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 850
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Comment les enfants de Tchernobyl compte-t-ils jusqu'à 33?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Sur leurs doigts...",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 851
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment fait-on pour tuer une blonde?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "On jette son rouge à lèvre sur l'autoroute!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 852
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Un homme annonce à sa collègue de bureau, blonde : Je pars pour Milan!",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Quoi! Si longtemps que ça?",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 853
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Comment reconnaître une blonde dans un aéroport?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est la seule qui lance du pain aux avions.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 854
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Une brune dit à une blonde : \"Ho, un oiseau mort!!\".",
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|
+ "delivery": "Et puis la blonde, regardant vers le ciel : \"Ou ça ?\".",
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|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 855
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Comment une blonde tue-t-elle un ver de terre?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Elle l'enterre.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
+ "religious": false,
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|
+ "political": false,
|
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|
+ "racist": false,
|
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|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 856
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Deux blondes discutent : Dis, tu as revu Nathalie depuis tout ce temps ? Oh... Tu ne savais pas ? Elle est morte...",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Ah bien tant mieux... J'ai cru qu'elle était fâchée avec moi!",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
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|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 857
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Deux blondes jouent aux échecs, l'une dit à l'autre : tu as les règles en tête?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pourquoi!? Je saigne du nez?",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 858
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les blondes se mettent devant la fenêtre lors d'un orage?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour être sur la photo.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 859
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'une blonde avec une mèche brune?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un brin d'intelligence.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
|
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 860
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "C'est une blonde qui envoie un SMS à son chéri :",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mon chouchou, tu as oublié ton portable à la maison...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 861
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "C'est une blonde qui passe un entretien d'embauche : •Prénom ? >Jeanne. •Nom?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mais si je vous jure c'est Jeanne!",
|
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|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 862
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les blondes tondent leur gazon avec une tondeuse électrique?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est pour qu'elles se servent du fil pour retrouver la maison.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 863
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un nem avec des écouteurs?",
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+ "delivery": "Un NemP3.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 864
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "2 hommes discutent : On a beaucoup écrit sur moi. Ah, vous êtes connu?",
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+ "delivery": "Non, tatoué.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 865
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Monsieur, savez-vous que votre chien aboie toute la nuit?",
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+ "delivery": "Oh, c'est pas grave, il dort toute la journée!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 866
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un gendarme sur un tracteur?",
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+ "delivery": "Un poulet fermier.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 867
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "2 militaires discutent : \"Pourquoi tu t'es engagé ?\". Je suis célibataire et j'aime la guerre, et toi?",
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+ "delivery": "Je suis marié et je voulais avoir la paix.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 868
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Docteur, j'ai besoin de lunettes.",
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+ "delivery": "Oui certainement. Ici c'est une banque.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 869
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les oiseaux volent-ils vers le sud?",
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+ "delivery": "Car à pied, c'est beaucoup trop long.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
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|
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+ "id": 870
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi un cul-de-jatte cherche-t-il à acheter une maison?",
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+ "delivery": "Pour avoir un pied-à-terre.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
|
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 871
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "C'est 2 nombrils qui se rencontrent.",
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|
+ "delivery": "L'un dit à l'autre : \"J'pense qu'il y a une soirée en bas\".",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
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|
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+ "id": 872
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les portefeuilles sont-ils imperméables?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'on y met du liquide.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 873
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Une fille m'a appelé pour me dire \"Viens chez moi, y a personne\".",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "J'ai foncé chez elle, puis j'ai sonné, mais il n'y avait personne.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 874
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit un médecin à une crevette avant de l'ausculter?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Décortiquez-vous!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 875
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "C'est un panda qui en avait marre de la vie et un jour...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il se panda...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 876
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quand il était petit, quel était le nom de papy Roro?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Roro...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 877
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "C'est quoi un morceau de patate qui tombe sur la planète?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une météofrite.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 878
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on un roux dans un four?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un roux-ti.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 879
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les électriciens sont-ils les meilleurs au judo?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils connaissent toutes les prises.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 880
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qui fait 40 heures par semaine au bureau de poste?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La machine à café.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 881
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que crie un donut sur la plage?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Hey, je vais me beignet!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 882
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle erreur ne peut-on pas abandonner?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "L'erreur 403.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 883
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le style préféré d'un roux?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le roustique.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 884
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Si un humain dit qu'il a un chat dans la gorge, que dit un chat?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Rahhh, j'ai mémé dans la trachée!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 885
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Jusqu'à combien peut-on compter avec nos doigts?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "1024",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 886
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Stop au racisme! Soyez tous comme Mario :",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un Italien, créé par des Japonais, qui parle Anglais, qui ressemble à un Mexicain, qui court comme un Congolais, saute comme un Jamaïcain et qui attrape des pieces comme un juif.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 887
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Je ne suis pas raciste,",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Pour preuve mon jardinier qui ramasse mon coton est noir.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 888
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Je ne suis pas raciste, le racisme est un crime...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "et c'est les étrangers qui font des crimes.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 889
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit un ordinateur pour draguer?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Coucou, tu veux voir mes 64 bits?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 890
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
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+ "setup": "Quel est le parc où les gens tremblent?",
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+ "delivery": "Le Parkinson",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 891
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un Thermos et un portefeuille?",
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+ "delivery": "Aucune, dans les deux cas on y met du liquide dedans.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 892
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t-on une petite infirmière rousse?",
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+ "delivery": "Une p'tite rousse de soin. ",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 893
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "J'avais une blague sur les piscines,",
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+ "delivery": "mais elle est tombée à l'eau...",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 894
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Un prof de physique interroge sa classe d’élèves : Quels sont les meilleurs matériaux combustibles?",
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+ "delivery": "Un élève juif lève la main avec excitation : \"Je sais! Je sais! Moi Monsieur! Moi!\" Le professeur lui répond : \"Excellente réponse, et quoi d’autres ?\"",
|
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 895
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un prêtre entre dans un McDo et demande un menu enfant. On lui demande : Frites et coca?",
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+ "delivery": "Juste l’enfant, s’il vous plaît!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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|
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+ "id": 896
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un prêtre entre dans un McDo et demande un menu enfant. On lui demande : Frites et coca?",
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+ "delivery": "Juste l’enfant, s’il vous plaît!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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|
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+ "id": 897
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
+ "setup": "Un garçon sans bras ni jambes est envoyé dans un camp de vacances par ses parents. Ce dernier saute dans la piscine et nage comme un dauphin. L’animateur devant cette scène lui demandes comment il a appris à nager?",
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|
+ "delivery": "C’est papa qui m’a appris depuis tout petit. Le plus dur, c’est d’enlever le sac poubelle.",
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+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
|
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 898
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Un trisomique se rend chez un ami. Il sonne à la porte, son ami ouvre et lui dit :",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Ben dis donc, tu t’es mis sur ton 21 aujourd’hui!",
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|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
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+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 899
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un nécrophile et un homme qui se baigne en Bretagne?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Tous les deux disent : Elle est froide mais une fois dedans, elle est bonne.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 900
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre les cheveux et les avions?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il y en a toujours qui tombent.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 901
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Je dis pas que tu es une salope.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mais tu es plus facile à pénétrer que la Pologne.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
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|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 902
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que dit un programmeur SQL pour exprimer son mépris?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id=3;",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 903
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Que'est-ce que deux trous dans un trou?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mon nez dans ton cul...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 904
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Le petit Poucet...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "...mais rien ne sortait ",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 905
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un bébé blanc et un bébé noir?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "20 minutes, thermostat 8",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 906
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce qu'un noir et deux blancs dans un plan à trois?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un pain au chocolat",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 907
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la collation que les enfants canibale ne mangent pas quand leur parents sont absents?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Leurs parents!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 908
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t'on une bonne mère espagnole d'origine Africaine?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Mamadouoé",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 909
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est l'inverse du divorce?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le partage",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 910
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les paroles de Jésus ont elles été entendues par les chrétiens?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que Jésus crit très fort.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 911
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Vous conaissez l'histoire de l'erreur 403",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "J'ai interdiction de vous la dire.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 912
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les ascenseurs sont-ils des meurtriers?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils descendent des gens.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 913
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un âne dit a un autre: Comment tu t'appelles?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Bob, dit l'âne.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 914
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi les noirs adorent la patisserie?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est le seul moyen qu'ils ont de pouvoir battre les blancs.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 915
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est ce qu'un juif qui court?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Une étoile filante.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 916
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Si un juifs devient cuisinier...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Est-ce qu'on peut dire que c'est un chef étoilé?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 917
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le légume le plus bête?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le chicon, car il est ar-chi con.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 918
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour un cuisto?",
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+ "delivery": "Ne pas être dans son assiette.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 919
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour un serveur?",
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+ "delivery": "C'est de ne pas répondre.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 920
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Hitler se rend à Auschwitz et va voir une petite fille : Bonjour ma petite, quel âge as-tu ? J'aurai 8 ans demain!",
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+ "delivery": "C'est bien d'être optimiste.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 921
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Qu'est-ce que des handicapés au hammam?",
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+ "delivery": "Des légumes vapeurs.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 922
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi les companies aériennes arabes sont-elles aussi réputées?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce que ce sont celles qui volent le mieux.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 923
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|
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comment calcule-ton le temps d'évasion d'un juif?",
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+ "delivery": "Hauteur de la cheminée multiplié par la force du vent.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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|
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+ "id": 924
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la seule personne à avoir dit \"Je vais te nicker ta race\" et à l'avoir vraiment fait?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Adolf Hitler",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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|
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+ "religious": false,
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|
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+ "political": false,
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|
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+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 925
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le comble pour un juif?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Ne pas finir brûlé dans une blague.",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
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|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
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|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
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|
|
+ "safe": true,
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|
|
+ "id": 926
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Hier, j'ai croisé 2 roux. Vous savez ce que je leurs ai demandé?",
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|
|
+ "delivery": "Bah alors, il est où le guidon?",
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|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
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|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
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|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 927
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un Juif et un scoute?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le scoute il revient du camp.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 928
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est ce que deux anorexiques avec des menottes?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un nunchaku",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
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|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 929
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un farceur condamné avale deux kilos de maïs juste avant sa sentence...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "...dans le but de mettre l'ambiance au crématorium.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 930
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Qu'est ce qu'un somalien à poil?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un Mikado",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 931
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre un juif et une pizza?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Vous avez déjà vu une pizza taper à la porte du four?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 932
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre une mine d'or et une mousse au chocolat?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Aucune, dans les 2 cas, c'est le noir qui se fait fouetter.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 933
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quels sont les risques pour un pittbull de bouffer un bébé diabétique?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Attraper des caries.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 934
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "La femme ayant été décapitée",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Il nous a été impossible jusqu’à présent de mettre un nom sur son visage.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 935
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Comment appelle-t'on un enfant qui tue son père et sa mère?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un Orphelin",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 936
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi Ray Charles et Stevie Wonder chantent toujours en se balançant de gauche à droite?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce qu'ils cherchent leur micro",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 937
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Pourquoi Jésus a été crucifié et non pas noyé?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Tu te vois avec un aquarium au-dessus de ta porte?",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 938
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle différence entre un cornichon et un corbillard?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Aucune, ils accompagnent tous les deux de la viande froide!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 939
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Tu as vu la femme de Ray Charles?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Lui non plus",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 940
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Savez-vous où l'on trouve le meilleur jardin d'enfants à New-York?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "À Manhattan, il y a deux tours niquées",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 941
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Savez-vous pourquoi Dieu à créé la femme?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Car il ne savait pas comment créer un lave-vaisselle qui suce.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 942
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quel est le biscuit préfèré d'Internet?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Le cookie",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 943
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la fée la plus méchante?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La fée C",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 944
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quelle est la fée la plus paresseuse?",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "La fée Néante",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 945
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la fée préférée des hommes?",
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+ "delivery": "La fée Lation",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 946
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est la différence entre un jeu et un logiciel?",
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+ "delivery": "Le prix de la license!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 947
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quelle est la différence entre les blagues et les pénis?",
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+ "delivery": "Les blagues les plus courtes sont les meilleures!",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 948
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Que fait un chinois qui tombe de la tour Eiffel?",
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+ "delivery": "CHIIIIIIIIIN... toc",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 949
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pourquoi c'est un danger de ne pas avoir raison?",
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+ "delivery": "Parce que le tort tue.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 950
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+ },
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Mon premier est un singe, mon deuxième est une souris, et mon troisième est un cochon. Qui suis-je?",
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+ "delivery": "Un mutant",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 951
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quel est le point commun entre un robot et une pizza?",
|
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+ "delivery": "Ils sont tous les deux automates.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
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+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
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|
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 952
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+ },
|
|
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Chuck Norris ne suit pas le mode d'emploi...",
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|
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+ "delivery": "C'est le mode d'emploi qui le suit.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
|
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 953
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|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
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|
|
+ "setup": "Chuck Norris n'a pas de père.",
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|
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+ "delivery": "On ne nique pas la mère de Chuck Norris.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
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+ "racist": false,
|
|
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+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
|
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+ },
|
|
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+ "safe": true,
|
|
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+ "id": 954
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
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+ "setup": "Chuck Norris a franchi l'Everest...",
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|
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+ "delivery": "À la nage.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
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+ "political": false,
|
|
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+ "racist": false,
|
|
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+ "sexist": false,
|
|
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+ "explicit": false
|
|
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+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 955
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quand Chuck Norris se cogne le petit orteil sur un coin de table...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est la table qui a mal.",
|
|
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+ "flags": {
|
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 956
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Chuck Norris ne sait pas à quoi ressemble Nicolas Sarkozy.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Parce que Chuck Norris ne baisse jamais les yeux.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
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+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
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+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 957
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un jour Chuck Norris a eu un zero en latin...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Depuis c'est une langue morte.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 958
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un jour Chuck Norris a lancé une grenade et a tué 50 personnes!",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Ensuite, la grenade a explosé...",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 959
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Une seule Tortue Ninja à osé défié Chuck Norris.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Maintenant on l'appelle Franklin.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 960
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Chuck Norris ne se masturbe jamais.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Chuck Norris est inébranlable.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 961
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Cherchez l'intrus : Un rouge-gorge, un pigeon, un moineau et Chuck Norris.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un rouge-gorge, un pigeon et un moineau.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 962
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Chuck Norris ne ment pas.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "C'est la vérité qui se trompe.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 963
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Chuck Norris peut ressusciter...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Un angle mort.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 964
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un jour un mec a refuser de filer une clope à Chuck Norris.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Depuis, on prévient sur tous les paquets que \"Fumer tue\".",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 965
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Un jour, les Powers Rangers ont rencontré Chuck Norris.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Maintenant on les appelle les Télétubbies.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 966
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Hercule est un demi-dieu.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Dieu est un demi-Chuck Norris.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 967
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Chuck Norris est le seul homme...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "à posséder une bible dédicacée.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 968
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quand Chuck Norris lance une pièce, elle fait toujours pile.",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "Personne ne fait face à Chuck Norris!",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 969
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Quand Chuck Norris fait une baston de regard avec le soleil...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "il y a une éclipse.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 970
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Chuck Norris peut se souvenir...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "du futur.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 971
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Chuck Norris peut faire rentrer 3 litres d'eau...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "dans une bouteille d'un litre.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 972
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
|
|
+ "setup": "Chuck Norris a gagné un tournoi de poker...",
|
|
|
+ "delivery": "avec des cartes Pokémon.",
|
|
|
+ "flags": {
|
|
|
+ "nsfw": false,
|
|
|
+ "religious": false,
|
|
|
+ "political": false,
|
|
|
+ "racist": false,
|
|
|
+ "sexist": false,
|
|
|
+ "explicit": false
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ "safe": true,
|
|
|
+ "id": 973
|
|
|
+ },
|
|
|
+ {
|
|
|
+ "category": "Misc",
|
|
|
+ "type": "twopart",
|
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+ "setup": "Si Chuck Norris avait joué dans \"Il faut sauver le soldat Ryan\"...",
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+ "delivery": "le film se serait appelé \"Il faut sauver l'armée allemande\".",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 974
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un jour, un gaulois a cru qu'il pouvait attaquer Chuck Norris après avoir bu de la potion magique.",
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+ "delivery": "Il s'appelait Paraplégix.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 975
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quand Chuck Norris joue à Resident Evil...",
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+ "delivery": "c'est les zombies qui doivent survivre.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 976
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Moïse a coupé la mer en deux.",
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+ "delivery": "Chuck Norris l'a recollé en disant \"Tu refais ça, je te pète la gueule\".",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 977
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Lorsque Chuck Norris va au cinema et que son portable sonne...",
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+ "delivery": "On met sur pause.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 978
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quand Chuck Norris fait une erreur lors de l'examen d'histoire...",
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+ "delivery": "l'histoire change.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 979
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Si Mickey a quatre doigts...",
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+ "delivery": "c'est parce qu'il a fait un doigt d'honneur à Chuck Norris.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 980
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Chuck Norris traverse le terrain d'Olive et Tom...",
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+ "delivery": "en moins d'un épisode.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 981
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Chuck Norris a déjà compté jusqu'à l'infini.",
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+ "delivery": "Deux fois.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 982
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "A l'école Chuck Norris ne faisait pas une sarbacane avec ses vieux stylos.",
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+ "delivery": "Il faisait un 357 magnum.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 983
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Chuck Norris x 0 = Chuck Norris.",
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+ "delivery": "On élimine pas Chuck Norris aussi facilement.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 984
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Chuck Norris a invité Albert Einstein...",
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+ "delivery": "à son dîner de cons.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 985
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un jour, un canard et un castor se sont foutu de la gueule de Chuck Norris.",
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+ "delivery": "Depuis, l'ornithorynque a vraiment l'air d'un con.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 986
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Il y a bien longtemps Chuck Norris et Dieu se sont battus.",
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+ "delivery": "Vous avez vu Dieu récemment?",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 987
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Chuck Norris joue au cerf-volant...",
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+ "delivery": "avec de vrais cerfs.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 988
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Chuck Norris a battu le record de saut à la perche...",
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+ "delivery": "sans prendre d'élan, sans perche et sans sauter.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 989
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Si la douleur n'est qu'une information pour le Terminator...",
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+ "delivery": "Elle n'est qu'une rumeur sans fondement pour Chuck Norris.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 990
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Pi est égale a 3,14...",
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+ "delivery": "Pas par coïncidence, seulement parce que la 3eme lettre de l'alphabet est C et la 14eme est N... Pi=CN=Chuck Norris.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 991
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Si le Titanic a coulé...",
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+ "delivery": "c'est parce que Chuck Norris avait entendu un blondinet crier \"Je suis le maître du monde!\".",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 992
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Un jour, Chuck Norris a pété un câble.",
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+ "delivery": "Ainsi est né le Wi-Fi.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 993
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Chuck Norris a déjà eu Alzheimer.",
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+ "delivery": "Il s'en souvient très bien.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 994
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Indiana Jones a survécu à l'explosion d'une bombe nucléaire en se cachant dans un frigo ",
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+ "delivery": "Chuck Norris a survécu à la chute de l'astéroïde qui pulvérisa les dinosaures en mettant un K-Way.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 995
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Chuck Norris peut...",
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+ "delivery": "Y aller par 4 chemins.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 996
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Quand Chuck Norris lui dit qu'il est gros...",
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+ "delivery": "Obélix ferme sa gueule.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 997
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Archimède a dit: \"Donnez moi un point d'appui, un levier, et je vous soulèverai le monde!\".",
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+ "delivery": "Chuck Norris a dit: \"Donnez moi 30 secondes!\".",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 998
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+ },
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+ {
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+ "category": "Misc",
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+ "type": "twopart",
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+ "setup": "Comme la foudre...",
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+ "delivery": "Chuck Norris ne frappe jamais deux fois au même endroit. Pas besoin.",
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+ "flags": {
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+ "nsfw": false,
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+ "religious": false,
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+ "political": false,
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+ "racist": false,
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+ "sexist": false,
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+ "explicit": false
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+ },
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+ "safe": true,
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+ "id": 999
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+ }
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+ ]
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+}
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