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- "joke": "Aku bukan pemalas. Aku sedang menjalankan mode hemat energi.",
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- "joke": "Aku ingat, dulu sekali aku ingin segera menjadi dewasa. Ternyata aku salah.",
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- "category": "Misc",
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- "joke": "Aku sudah siap kalau Senin harus bangun pagi, apalagi bangun rumah tangga sama kamu.",
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- {
- "category": "Misc",
- "type": "single",
- "joke": "Anak kecil gak punya temen aja nangis, gimana hati kecil ini yang gak punya pasangan.",
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- {
- "category": "Misc",
- "type": "twopart",
- "setup": "Apa bahasa Inggris-nya ikan sapu-sapu?",
- "delivery": "Cleaning Share Fish.",
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- "safe": true
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- {
- "category": "Misc",
- "type": "single",
- "joke": "Barusan saya ke apotek beli obat tidur. Pas Pulang saya bawanya pelan-pelan, takut obatnya bangun.",
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- "safe": true
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- {
- "category": "Misc",
- "type": "twopart",
- "setup": "Apakah namamu WiFi?",
- "delivery": "Soalnya aku bisa merasakan konektivitas.",
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- "nsfw": false,
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- {
- "category": "Misc",
- "type": "twopart",
- "setup": "Buah, buah apa yang paling receh?",
- "delivery": "Buah ha ha ha ha ha",
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- {
- "category": "Misc",
- "type": "twopart",
- "setup": "Gajah apa yang paling baik hati?",
- "delivery": "Gajahat",
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- "racist": false,
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- "safe": true
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- {
- "category": "Misc",
- "type": "twopart",
- "setup": "Gula apa yang bukan gula?",
- "delivery": "Gula aren't.",
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- "racist": false,
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- "safe": true
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- {
- "category": "Misc",
- "type": "single",
- "joke": "Hati-hati di jalan. Hatinya jangan jalan-jalan. Ingat, ada hati yang lagi dijalani.",
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- "nsfw": false,
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- "racist": false,
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- "id": 10,
- "safe": true
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- {
- "category": "Misc",
- "type": "single",
- "joke": "Hidup adalah seni menggambar tanpa penghapus.",
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- {
- "category": "Misc",
- "type": "single",
- "joke": "Hidup ini singkat. Tersenyumlah selagi kamu masih memiliki gigi.",
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- "racist": false,
- "sexist": false,
- "explicit": false
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- "safe": true
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- {
- "category": "Misc",
- "type": "single",
- "joke": "Ingat, hari ini adalah hari esok yang kamu khawatirkan kemarin.",
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- "racist": false,
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- "explicit": false
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- "id": 13,
- "safe": true
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- {
- "category": "Misc",
- "type": "twopart",
- "setup": "Huruf apa yang sering kedinginan?",
- "delivery": "Huruf B karena berada di antara AC.",
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- "nsfw": false,
- "religious": false,
- "political": false,
- "racist": false,
- "sexist": false,
- "explicit": false
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- "id": 14,
- "safe": true
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- {
- "category": "Misc",
- "type": "twopart",
- "setup": "Hewan apa yang kalau diinjek nggak marah?",
- "delivery": "Kera mik",
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- "nsfw": false,
- "religious": false,
- "political": false,
- "racist": false,
- "sexist": false,
- "explicit": false
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- "id": 15,
- "safe": true
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- {
- "category": "Misc",
- "type": "twopart",
- "setup": "Kuliah lo ambil apa?",
- "delivery": "Gue sih ambil hikmahnya aja.",
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- "nsfw": false,
- "religious": false,
- "political": false,
- "racist": false,
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- "id": 16,
- "safe": true
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- {
- "category": "Misc",
- "type": "twopart",
- "setup": "Pasien yang terkena gejala rindu dilarikan kemana?",
- "delivery": "Ke ruang I see you.",
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- "nsfw": false,
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- "racist": false,
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- "id": 17,
- "safe": true
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- {
- "category": "Pun",
- "type": "twopart",
- "setup": "Apa persamaan antara uang dan rahasia?",
- "delivery": "sama-sama susah dipegang.",
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- "racist": false,
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- "safe": true
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- {
- "category": "Pun",
- "type": "twopart",
- "setup": "Uang 100 ribu jika dilempar maka akan menjadi?",
- "delivery": "Jadi rebutan.",
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- {
- "category": "Pun",
- "type": "twopart",
- "setup": "Selain uang benda apa yang sering dicari-cari orang?",
- "delivery": "Benda hilang.",
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